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are those my only options

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starting a collection for my anthropology class can you guys send me more posts like these

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Here's a few I have

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hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

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feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

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told him I made fun of him on tumblr but the notes are overwhelmingly in favor of snarf's

[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

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#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate

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