[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[aberrantemotion]

We live in a socie-

[lorkhansdick]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[lorkhansdick]

I find the mushroom post :)

[lorkhansdick]

sorry

sorry

[lorkhansdick]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

@imfunnydamit

[jottingprosaist]

[thesealfriend]

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

[scandalouswitch]

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Think about this quote like all the time and how it really undermines so much shit in capitalism

[pretentiouslimericks]

Image transcript:

“But what will you do with the lazy man, the man who does not want to work?” inquires your friend.

That is an interesting question, and you will probably be very much surprised when I say that there is really no such thing as laziness. What we call a lazy man is generally a square man in a round hole. That is, the right man in the wrong place, And you will always find that when a fellow is in the wrong place, he will be inefficient or shiftless. For so-called laziness and a good deal of inefficiency are merely unfitness, misplacement. If you are compelled to do the thing you are unfitted for by your inclinations or temperament, you will be inefficient at it; if you are forced to do work you are not interested in, you will be lazy at it.

End transcript

[anarchblr]

–Alexander Berkman, "What is Communist Anarchism?: Will Communist Anarchism Work?" (1929)

[dekoi2501post]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[racheru]

wow i’d be so hot with blue eyes

[racheru]

hot garbage

[solitaryfuture]

N°1  by Yoshimitzu on ArtStation

[prisonhulk]

[illkonceptinc]

New York on Pause. 3/18/2020.

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[intensional]

[gahdamnpunk]

She said “Gravity WHO?”

[mibbs-jk]

Congratulations tumblr

We are officially responsible for a 1 billion dollar loss to Verizon let’s all give ourselves a round of applause

[kropotkindersurprise]

June 2019 - Protesters in Hong Kong use traffic cones to contain the gas from tear gas grenades, then drown them in water. [video]

[intercontinentalchampion]

THISISFUCKINGSICK

[cathemeralcoelocanth]

EVERYONE TAKE NOTE. OUR SISTERS AND BROTHERS IN HONG KONG ARE BRILLIANT.

[perilous-pursuit-of-perfection]

Tonight when he flipped me from doggy to missionary, staying in me the whole time

[gaywig]

@staff please pull the fucking plug already

[seventeen-cold-showers]

I looked up mad max: fieri road and I was not disappointed

[unskinny]

I can never just scroll past this ridiculous post without reblogging it. 

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

*absolutely nothing unusual or upsetting happens*

me: o wow i am ready 2 detach from this meat vessel

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

Emotion mind: oh my god no one will ever love you

Rational mind: actually bunch of people love you now and you can recognize that even if they don’t express their love in the way that you want them to

Emotion mind: