Comet, Bane of Abusive Parents

An amalgamation of disorder.

[shannanigansart]

Just two little guys!!! Ready in time for AX!

[m1211nasu]

"Human, take it."

[wallofgoats]

the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet

[sandmandaddy69]

[thickness-protection-program]

Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging

[thickness-protection-program]

"you're a monster if you can't reblog." Well rawr girl rawr 🧟‍♂️

[4rthstandbreak]

[jadedaceofspades]

[kira-serialfaggot]

I lack perception of time so you could legit walk up to me and say "Hi" after 3 years and I'd be like "aww I missed you. we talked just last week :3"

[valtsv]

WAIT "iykyk" means "if you know you know"??????? i thought it was just the new cool kids way to keysmash

[valtsv]

person writing "iykyk": if you know you know

me: ick yick...?

[valtsv]

BE NICE TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kiramartinauthor]

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

[gjdraws]

[sailorplutoirl]

Ok!

[cztx-deactivated20130808]

[homunculus-argument]

I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.

[trekbec82]

Something I read years ago and completely agree with, is that human babies are pretty helpless compared to many other species. We can't walk or run within hours of being born, as many mammals can. We don't have teeth yet, to defend ourselves. We can't get our own food for a long time.

But one thing human babies are really good at - often within seconds of being born - is asking for help.

As we mature and gain new skills - vocabulary both verbal and written, gestures, facial expressions, and so forth - the way we ask for help changes. But babies have just one way of asking for help - filling their lungs with air and wailing. And they're right to do so! Their needs are unmet and they cannot do a damn thing about it except request assistance.

There's plenty of adults who could stand to take some pointers.

[homunculus-argument]

Throwing in some vintage @foxes-in-love

[doublism]

april showers bring wizard powers

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[4ngelofpurgatory-deactivated202]

holy shit i just learned something beautiful

[4ngelofpurgatory-deactivated202]

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BAT :D

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[tomb-mold]

i like to laugh and joke but always remember that i am damned

[mousegirlheart]

hi im love you