a romantic and failed classicist.

summer // 20 // she/her cancer sun, scorpio moon, leo rising tarot, astrology, and forever longing for the picturesque.

[fatimazainab]

Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

[starfleetshrimps]

star wars fans who haven't watched the clone wars (the show) are missing out on a truly astronomical amount of pain and suffering and they should remedy this immediately right now

[501st-rexster]

I tell this to every person who's never seen the show.

"Do you want Revenge of the SITH to be a thousand million times worse and emotionally scar you for life? WELL DO I HAVE THE SHOW FOR YOU."

[geminni5]

Found this on pinterest had to put it here

Tradwives need to realize the seriousness of the shit they are getting themselves into.

The society isn't all that kind to women.

[bucca2]

op I'm very sorry but I can't just let this go by in the tags

[theconcealedweapon]

If you want to look like you pay your employees well, then pay them well. It's not rocket science.

[mindblownie]

TOUCH OF THE SUN

[depsidase]

[finisnihil]

I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.

[canonical-transformation]

psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes.

He's continually improving on that record. Soon he'll be able to give psychic damage with just 3 minutes of exposure—

...oh. That's why he's working for Director Hu. He's taking notes.

[wilwheaton]

[luriusa]

Quick Neuvillette sketch for my own sanity, HE IS SO CUTE MAN I love him and Zhongli so much 😭🩵

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[seashellsdiary]

Cloud Retainer, Furina and Neuvillette: the three victims of marketing schemes

[straylaughs]

neuvillette is just so peak character to me because everytime we see him do some regular human things i instantly remember that he's literally the hydro dragon sovereign incarnate, one of the 7 elemental dragon sovereigns who ruled teyvat before the primordial one and descenders came, a being that possesses power that far surpasses archons and you're telling me he fell for a marketing scheme

[eisenrosen]

Mein schiesse son Alfred who shoots me with guns

[socialistexan]

[possumgirlbulge]

i always thought of transphobia as a short hand for bigotry and not an actual phobia phobia, but this guy legit ran away from a child

[fonmythenmetz]

Cal calls him dad accidentally once and then proceeds to do it forever, thanks for coming to my ted talk

[faithfulomens]

[getooine]

General Pretty boy and the ponytail that Almost Was

[stargirlvision]

GENERAL PRETTY BOY IN HIS BIG JEDI MULLET

[babkaboy]

birthday present for my dearest @sputnikan ❤️ te amo hermosa!!

you can find the full comic on twt 👀