Consistently inconsistent.

it's my party -- I'll cry if I want to

[arielries]

you encountered C̟̫͚̝͓̝̞͌̓ͭ̇ͅO̫̤̜̠͔͑́̚R̺̺̈́̋̓̐ͪͮ͑ͮR̤̘̍̿̉̋̏̔ͧ͊̍ͅŰ̬̻ͥ̾̈̆P̰͔̙̟̗͑̏T̥̣̟͔̻͇͔̯̐̐͛̊̊ ̤̤̘͔̗̘̻̞̞ͯͥ̈͐̔̍̓E͕̪̹̗̳͚ͭ͂ͅN̳̠̳̲̜͓̝̮ͯ̾̀ͩT̤͈̹̹̉͒ͪ͆̋̚I͍͛ͮ̈́͒͌ͨ͌͗T̘̜̭͕̗̖͕ͣ̃͛̽Y̮͇̱ͥ͌̿̂͗̍

[more-raging-heart-than-grace]

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

[gif87a-com]

[leolomir-blog]

Bleeeeugh om niom niomniom blereegh

[blairwaldorfings]

[the-owl-faced-girl]

I just want to yell so many good things about Britney Spears. Look at this parenting right here; rather than just twist their arms and tell the ‘smile or no McFlurry on the drive home’ she’s checking if her little boys are comfortable with the cameras and attention and if not, no problem baby boy, you go chill. And I have no problem with her staying to get more pictures, especially not when her other adorable kid wants to.  I mean, it’s her job up to a point. And we all know for a fact she probably watched the film with both the little bugs in her lap anyway. 

Considering what she dealt with and went through in front of paps….god, I love her. 

[plotwitch]

people can say what they want about her supposed meltdown, but frankly, that entire ‘episode’ always made perfect sense to me. she and i are of an age, and no matter how young or old i was, i always understood perfectly why she did it, and thought it was utter bullshit that a court could order what they did, instead of reprimanding the many, many people that felt so entitled to her that they drove her to extremes just to get 5 seconds of peace.

and now seeing this kind of thing? she has just gotten more awesome.

[faedreamer-deactivated20180128]

i remember reading how she got herself a tutor so she could help her kids with their homework. not got THEM a tutor, but she got herself one because she wanted to be the one helping them. that’s a+++ parenting right there ok?

[papi-chulo-bucky]

This makes me so happy :’)

[latining]

She got a court order because she was, by her own admission, raising her kids like her mother raised her. The judge sent her to therapy and parenting classes to work out all of the horrible stage-mother bullshit she had to live through. I mean, she thought it was normal to give her kids cough syrup and whiskey so they’d sleep, because it’s what her mother gave her to knock her out when she got rowdy.

I think Britney is a great role model for adult abused children and is living proof that you are not trapped in the cycle of abuse.

[terror-billie]

The purest 90s kid experience is being so happy for Britney Spears in her new life

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[fantasycouture]

Elio Abou Fayssal Fall/Winter Couture 2015

[nedafeedinghope]

Unlearning harmful behaviors you once needed as survival tactics takes time. Be patient with yourself.

[lilycoloredcolossus]

a prayer☽

[unflatteringcatselfies]

THIS IS ERIC, MY BOYFRIEND’S CAT. HE’S VERY UGLY.

[fantasycouture]

Berta Fall/Winter 2018

[iverbz]

You think Jane made Tarzan shower before he murdered them cheeks or you think she let him hit gangrene, fleas and all

[fonzworthcutlass]

Jane sucked the smegma and moss off his dick.

[bimmyneutron]

[ma1a-m]

You think Tarzan was a virgin before Jane?

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

He def beat up some gorilla cheeks before Jane

[yellowyoungadult]

10 SMALL THINGS TO MAKE YOU HAPPIER

1. keep bright lights on. It’s more likely that you’ll be a) more motivated and awake b) focus better on tasks at hand c) generally more productive

2. open your windows while you’re doing homework (unless it’s dayum cold outside like it is right now) the fresh air makes a big difference in how you feel

3. brush your teeth really really well every day, at least twice. 

4. DO NOT FEEL BAD FOR NOT HAVING YOUR “THING”. I cannot stress this enough, do not waste a minute of your precious time and an ounce of your happiness stressing over not having a strictly defined diet, a single passion, a single expertise. try everything, quit things you don’t enjoy, be real with yourself, grow grow grow, eat meat on wednesdays, be vegan for a month, YOU SHOULD NOT AND DO NOT NEED TO HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT YET.

5. keep your nails tidy, apply cuticle oil and top coat

6. even when it seems stupid, be fucking positive. I don’t mean naive, though. there is a big difference.

7. sleep with an eye mask or ear plugs and sleep on time! I should be better abt this….

8. wear perfume. smell nice.

9. buy a nice body scrub (or make one) and use it in the shower. soft legs, even if only you notice, are always nice.

10. write everything down. journal every day, write down EVERY idea, story line, little moment you enjoy, little moment you imagine, goal, doodle, character, opinion, motivation, quote, you name it. write it all down somewhere in a little notebook and don’t throw a scrap away, not even the angsty or embarrassing shit. this will be valuable one day like nothing else.

[blinkingskies]

me growing up: I don't understand how an empire like Rome with so many resources and such a clear advantage could tear itself apart, it just seems unlikely

me watching the 2016 election cycle: oh

[lardypoison-deactivated20150405]

do you think in the 1700s there were people who were like nah man Mozart’s a total sellout I only listen to peasants beating things with sticks it’s way more authentic

[straightboyfriend]

me to a cat: can u heal my broken heart

cat: mrow

me: thank u

[bisexualahsoka-deactivated20180]

i’m screaming someone used an AI predictive text trained on all 7 harry potter books to write a new chapter and it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve ever read