blinxaphex

[blinxaphex]

abandoning the internet, all future posts will be distributed on floppy disk via mail

[blinxaphex]

Queens of the Stone Age hit Dess with their fucking car

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Andrew Hussie is Kevin Smith for queers

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Logan's Run was kinda right we should kill people after they turn 30

[dreadwife]

it's so funny when men try to act like walter white is a stoic badass when he spends 50% of the show's run time looking like this

[blinxaphex]

Honestly Walter should be the one being called a bitch instead of Skyler, cuz he was so fucking annoying

Like Saul was like hey Walter if you could go back in time when would you go and Walter just flips out and is like “what a stupid question. the idea of time travel is simply impossible. a Time Machine is way out of possibility of science-“ SHUT UP MAN SHUT THE WALT UP

[blinxaphex]

“Yo mista white, you wanna go do bumper carts”

And Walter’s like offended he got invited

[dreadwife]

it's so funny when men try to act like walter white is a stoic badass when he spends 50% of the show's run time looking like this

[blinxaphex]

Honestly Walter should be the one being called a bitch instead of Skyler, cuz he was so fucking annoying

Like Saul was like hey Walter if you could go back in time when would you go and Walter just flips out and is like “what a stupid question. the idea of time travel is simply impossible. a Time Machine is way out of possibility of science-“ SHUT UP MAN SHUT THE WALT UP

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[blinxaphex]

[thatdawgthatdraws]

🕯️Rest in peace Bonnie Tyler (1951-2026) 🕯️

[video-game-quotes]

“Death is inevitable. Our fear of it makes us play safe, blocks out emotion. It’s a losing game. Without passion you are already dead.”

-Max Payne; Max Payne 2, 2003.

[ewaneneollav]

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

[rjalker]

“all I wanted was a pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me!”

[blinxaphex]

accidently mixed up the amazing digital circus and the usual suspects and this popped in my head

[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design. so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?

[blinxaphex]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[strange-house-art]

[cmonbeeb]

tried to make a gif of the gay couple in go (1999) because there were none on the tag and they had arguably the best plotline in the movie. this is all i could muster with my very little knowledge of torrents, vlc, and gimp. i simply refuse to have adobe creative cloud on my computer bc it is evil and bad so. this is all i got.

[valleeeeejo]

ahhh the gen z stare ayeee☝🏼

go (1999)

[scythelordsucks]

saul goodman as nine inch nails albums