Smile the Totodile way

24, lesbian, tx, married to Colleen ♡ I feel like I'm the worst so I always act like I'm the best.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Saw this at a local hospital. Time for this guy-

[femalepope]

if we want to stop the patriarchal concept of surnames being passed down the male line, we have a few options options that i’d be 100% fine with:

children get whichever surname is cooler, to eliminate uncool surnames over the generations

children get whichever surname is rarer, to achieve a utopian future in a few centuries where all surnames are more or less equally common

children’s surnames are randomly generated: say, heads for parent #1’s surname, tails for parent #2’s surname

parents pick the first names first, and then a court decides which surname fits it better. so if a couple named mr. madison and mr. liu want to name their daughter alison, she’ll get the surname liu, because alison madison sounds ridiculous

everyone stops having children right now

[lostsometime]

6) both parents’ surnames are combined into a new name, in the same vein as portmanteau ship-names

[tolkien-feels]

7) We adopt elvish naming customs and have upwards of three names for each individual, none of which are surnames and all of which may be translated to any other language for any reason at any point in our lives. This has no advantages but will really annoy every government on earth and I just think it’d be really funny to watch them figure out the paperwork for that

[airandangels]

[riddlesdiary]

[aaawhyme]

I don’t remember this scene of breaking bad

[tatianakawkaw]

Ghost pumpkin

[but-sometimes-im-not]

If I wasn’t prom king? Jeff Bezos. I could have been Jeff Bezos.

[queenrojpag]

THE GOOD PLACE, but just the memes (insp)

[my-gender-is]

My gender is Homosexula

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[windsing5]

And they’re all Vlad

[toastbutteregg]

SO COLORFUL

it fascinates me that theres (probably) billions of species left undiscovered

[zoreta]

Here is an adult :)

The black-backed dwarf kingfisher is also very pretty!

[etchif]

[astonishedowl]

[mogifire]

Black and White painting  by Bob Ross

[boss-of-the-plains]

Still looks awesome

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

bob ross is the most unproblematic of the faves

[crescentia-tamarind-deactivated]

All he ever wanted was to brighten your day.

[memeuplift]

[jennysparksandtheauthority]

Understanding the Johansson/Disney lawsuit thanks to Twitter wisdom…

Here’s part of Disney’s statement…

Yes. They’re excusing a breach of contract over the pandemic. Oh. So righteous.

And because context is everything…

Some say Johansson made a dick move because Disney is “the hands that feeds her”. I wonder if they’d say the same thing if this was Tom Cruise or Robert Downey Jr or some MAN of the likes.

Last, but not least:

I say: good for her. Go after the mouse. Let it all burn if you have to.

✨Slay✨

[patterbay]

[fauxastrology]

for someone who loves sleep, i do not sleep enough at all

[woobertdoo]

[thecooler]

Having separate flags is good bcos it’s good to have a symbol for your particular identity to embrace but it also important to remember the rainbow flag unites us all. All LGBT+ people can use it. I feel like it’s somehow become assumed by a lot of younger lgbt+ people that it’s only fr gay men, which it isn’t and never has been

[villanevehaus]

The rainbow flag when originally created by Gilbert Baker in 1978 actually contained 8 stripes that were assigned values and specific meanings that were meant to show what unites us and what we value as a community, 

It took 30 people to hand dye AND hand stitch the first 2 pride flags- 30 people of various identities came together to create the first symbol of pride. Hot pink was removed due to fabric shortages and turquoise was mixed with indigo to have the darker blue we have today.

Having individual flags is great to show your identity but I think we shouldn’t forget that the rainbow flag isn’t reserved for gay men, it was created to show what we all have in common regardless of identity. 

[afeelgoodblog]

wholesome story :)

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

When he was a guest on Game Grumps, he told a story about playing Wii for the first time. It was at one of these big music industry person party things and he was just trying to fit in and relax. Someone suggested trying out this new crazy motion controlled video game called Wii. They fired up Wii Bowling and Al promptly (accidentally) threw the controller at the TV as hard as he could

[appendingfic]

I cannot believe the wii warning sillhouette guy was weird al

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This feels like the start to a horror movie and I love it