[YOOMTAH_ZING.OS]

Indie. Semi-Selective RP/Ask blog for Yoomtah Zing from Epithet Erased. Follows from sundialhunter. THIS BLOG WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS!

[blissfulzing]

MOVED TO RUNEDWISHES

[sundialhunter-a]

Nothing ever stays the same.

Traffic blared by Zora as she kept her distance from the lights of the city, noise and gases touching her nose and making it wrinkle a little. Everything was bright and loud and so attention grabbing in the big cities. Changing billboards and places, nothing ever really stayed the same, was never really the same city twice.

It drowns out the song, at least–

WHAM!

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[sundialhunter-a]

The florescent lit halls of Bliss Ocean are completely, utterly empty. There's not a sound to be heard nor any agent or grunt in sight. Had the cause for a world without Epithets been unceremoniously abandoned?

...Maybe for today.

"...."

"...."

The two Corps Officers stared each other down.

They knew what today is.

And they would NOT be outdone.

Especially Yoomtah, who was NOTORIOUS among the terrorist group for her pranks on the lower ranking members YEAR ROUND.

"There's only room for one pranking queen in this town, cowboy..."

"Yeah? Bring it, Sparky Cheeks. M'gonna knock yew down from yer high horse RIGHT inta' th' dirt. Six feet under..."

The dreaded Prank War was here...

And neither side would take any prisoners in the process...

[blissfulzing]

"Bliss Ocean Corps Officers are asleep, post memes!"

[blissfulzing]

tag, you’re it!! [@blissheartbreaker]

({ @blissheartbreaker ))

“Hi Charles!! You wanna have a girls night sometime soon??”

((Thanks for reading my rules! BLISS OCEAN GIRLS–))

[laplaces-angels]

[☀️] — ❝It’s Saint Patty’s Day! And ya know what that means!❞ She cocks her gun.

❝Anyone not wearin’ green is gettin’ shot!❞ — [🔫]

[blissfulzing]

"Better make it count!! Better kill me in one shot!!!" Yoomtah NO DON'T ENCOURAGE HER--

[blissfulzing]

stele-orbitoare‌:

[☀️] — Yeehaws loudly.

“YEEHAW!!!!” She’s trying her best!! To yeehaw!! It’s LOUD!! Probably because she has speakers built into her!!

[blissfulzing]

Since you seem to know much about scps, what is your favorite (beside scp 999 it’s like everybody’s favorite)

“Aww, but SCP-999 is so CUTE, though!! Well, I guess SCP-1370 is pretty funny too!! I guess I’ll pick that one!”

“Hmm…SCP-191 kinda gives me weird vibes, though–not my favorite, but I keep heading back to that page a lot more than those two. Weird!!”

[blissfulzing]

Whenever you can, tell zora; good job on making scp 001 come early

“Oooooo…the sun thing Zora can do IS a little like When Day Breaks!! But she can’t make melty zombie monsters, silly!! I don’t think she’d be in Bliss Ocean if she could do THAT!! I’ll tell her anyway though!! But I don’t think she’ll get it!!”

[blissfulzing]

So what are you? A robot or a cyborg?

"I'M A ROBOT!! Beep boop!!" Her cheeks spark up as if to illustrate the point.

She's...actually a cyborg. But robot sounds and IS WAY cooler, so she chooses that answer instead.

[johnsmvth]

behind glass

[samookle-arts]

She

[justmorerpmemes]

Potential Panic Starters

“First off, nothing is on fire. Yet.”

“Put it back, put it back, PUT IT BACK!”

“Nope! Nope nope nope.”

“This is not as bad as it looks, but it’s as horrible as it sounds.”

“Get me down! Please!”

“In the time it will take to explain this, the situation will get twice as bad.”

“Did you forget the… oh no. Oh no…”

“How are you so calm?!”

“No! You lead off with everything is fine, and then tell me the bad news!”

“Don’t. Panic.”

“Just don’t move, and don’t scream, but there’s a… thing on you.”

“I followed the sounds of increasingly loud screaming, what’s happening?”

“Don’t. Just don’t. I know what you’re gonna say!”

“Help. Help, help help help.“

“The problem is right THERE. Can we get along for five minutes please!?”

“Are you help? Please tell me you’re help.”

“How did I let this get so bad? I’m so dead!”

“There is no calm! Don’t tell me to be calm!”

“Everything is fine, it’s fine- nope I retract that statement.”

“I left for exactly two minutes and this escalated how!?”

“Help first, shame lecture later.”

“There was a gross misunderstanding when I said “I got this”, just so you’re aware.”

“Are you the void? Because I need to scream.”

“OW! No, stop, don’t do that!”

“Will you stop? You’re going to make it worse!”

[blissfulzing]

“So, like!! Zora came home last night and she’s been in her room ALL DAY!! She told me to take over her jobs for a while so she can cool off!! Literally!! There are boot shaped scorch marks on the floor!! She only does that when she’s SUUUUUUPER mad. She’ll get over it though!! She’s tough like that!!”

“So I’m here now!! I’m gonna go find something to give to her later, maybe!!”

[blissfulzing]

So, how are you today?

Her fingers rapidly type into her phone at an inhuman pace as she speaks. “Good, I guess!! I’m waiting for everyone else to wake up! Boss said that squishes have to get at LEAST 8 hours of sleep EVERY night. And I’m, like, whaaaaat? How can someone just not do anything for 8 HOURS??? BOOOORING! Good thing I can’t sleep!!”

[blissfulzing]

Tag, you’re it!

“Hiii!~ I like your bear hoodie!” Yoomtah says cheerfully, absolutely recognizing this kid from the museum. Wouldn’t be a bad idea to keep tabs on her.

((Thanks for reading my rules!))

[blissfulzing]

"Tag, you’re it!” (@horizon--bounty and @swindial!)

“ZORA!! Are we gonna play tag again?? Wait–why are there two of you???” She audibly gasps. “OH GOSH DID YOU FIGURE OUT TIME TRAVEL??”((Thanks for reading my rules!))