Cold strategist, raging brute and chaotic madman

work in progress

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Blitzwing Role-playing blog but asks not open yet because it's work in progress

[megatron-offical]

" MEGATRON CONTROL YOUR BLITZWING LIKE PUT HIM ON A LEASH IR SOMETHING HE KEEPS ATTACKING ME "

-🐝

HE'S YOUR CONJUX NOT MINE!!! Anyways @blitzwing-official stop doing domestic violence

[blitzwing-official]

CONJUNX?! THAT'S THE OTHER BLITZWING!! I WOULD NEVER MARRY THAT SON OF A GLITCH!!

[megatron-offical]

THERE'S 5 OF YOU GUYS! HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW WICH ONE'S WICH UNLESS YOU TELL ME?!!?

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: perhaps it's for the best to create different nicknames for different me's to avoid confusion, lugnut call @blitzwing-official "blitzwing with one face" though I think it's too long for a nickname and sounds strange perhaps he's just not used to blitzwing with no split personalities.

[blitzwing-official]

Different yous?? I'm nothing like you!! Unlike you face-switchers, I'm an original! I don't need a "nickname"!

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Hothead:.....you know what? I'm not even going to waste my anger on piece of scrap like you,even the autobots scums worth my time and energy more than you

Random: whao buddy I always thought you were cool why are insulting me like this? It's not even funny

Icy: was this insult even necessary ? I didn't even say that you should change your name I was just talking about other TFA versions of me and I was just saying how lugnut calls you because i thought it was interesting,how disappointing I regret sending you that ask about how to not let anyone look down on you by comparing you to me because you are awesome in your own unique way, I guess I was wrong, me having many faces is gross to you ? Me having multiple personalities is wrong to you? Well still better than you being an asshole is your only entire personality

Random: Besides me having three faces means I'm three times more handsome than you AHAHAHAHAHA!!

[megatron-offical]

" MEGATRON CONTROL YOUR BLITZWING LIKE PUT HIM ON A LEASH IR SOMETHING HE KEEPS ATTACKING ME "

-🐝

HE'S YOUR CONJUX NOT MINE!!! Anyways @blitzwing-official stop doing domestic violence

[blitzwing-official]

CONJUNX?! THAT'S THE OTHER BLITZWING!! I WOULD NEVER MARRY THAT SON OF A GLITCH!!

[megatron-offical]

THERE'S 5 OF YOU GUYS! HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW WICH ONE'S WICH UNLESS YOU TELL ME?!!?

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: perhaps it's for the best to create different nicknames for different me's to avoid confusion, lugnut call @blitzwing-official "blitzwing with one face" though I think it's too long for a nickname and sounds strange perhaps he's just not used to blitzwing with no split personalities.

[bumblebee-official]

Random : so i've heard some anons were biting you *hug you* it's ok your best friend blitzwing will protect you from anons !

Hothead: ugh who is biting bumblebee!? I'll bite them back!!! not that I care about you or anything! we're not friends (lying)....just take care of yourself and have some rest ,alright?

Icy: I wish you speed recovery,please if someone bothered you again just tell me and I'll turn them into-

Random: big ice scream! Hahahaha!

@blitzwing-decepticon

" Oh- uh . . Thanks, guys. I'll- I'll recover, yeah. If anything like this happens again, I guess I'll let you know. "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Hothead:Anytime,bumblebee

[bumblebee-official]

Yooo could someone start a RP with me 🙏

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

No

[bumblebee-official]

Aw shucks ❤️‍🩹

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: I don't know what to talk about either

[bumblebee-official]

Hmmm..

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: i can't believe my blog is still work in progress those constructicons are being lazy to finish it

[bumblebee-official]

Yeah, you should probably get on that. Finishing up my blog is the first thing I did before i started interacting with anyone

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: so I'm not allowing to talk to you anymore!? Who's going to listen to my singing now!?

[bumblebee-official]

Ah- no no! That's just what I did! You could do it however you want.

. .. I don't really want to listen to your singing though . . "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: too late ! I'm singing anyway!

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout!

[bumblebee-official]

" No! Nuh uh! I have my own Blitzwing and I listen to his singing all the time! "

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

*bonks blitzwing's head to make him stop*

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy:....thanks, I needed that....

[bumblebee-official]

" Mhm. I can tell. "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Hothead: what's that supposed to mean!? That I can't control myself!? *realisation*....nevermind!

[bumblebee-official]

" That's exactly what it means, buddy. Ahh don't worry 'bout it too much. I'm used to it by now. "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Hothead: I'm not your buddy,pal!

[bumblebee-official]

" Oh well then I'm not your pal "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: you were supposed to say "I'm not your pal,friend!" Next and then we somehow become friends so now you would have two blitzwings one is your wife and another is your friend, bummers. Or six blitzwings if you count my split personalities Hahahaha!

Hothead: *confused by random's nonsense*

Icy: *no words my face expression says it all*

[bumblebee-official]

" Uh . . , right . . I guess I'll do that . . Next time . .?? "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: Does this mean we're friends?

[bumblebee-official]

" Y'know what . . Sure. We can be friends. Man, I should make a list of Blitzwing's . . Label everyone . . "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: Random only wants to be your friend to pull pranks on you ,i can't believe you're falling for it.

Random: pranks? me? Noooooooo.....I just think that honey bee is coo-

Hothead: actually his name is bumblebee,random.

Random: yeah yeah the point is I am not going to pull pranks on killer bee I just want to be his frien-

Hothead: again ,his name is bumblebee.

Random: I know know and I only want to be friends for sake of friendship, this is my friendship smile see? not a prankster smile,so I have no plan pranking you,European dark bee.

Hothead: for the last time, random! His name is bumblebee! His name is not Mason Bee,Leafcutter Bee or Sugarbag Bee! It's bumblebee! Get it!? Bumblebee !

Icy:.... how do you two even know names of many bees species

Random: we have been reading along with you whenever you read books about animals of planet earth ,icy

Icy:....well color me surprised,I never thought you two loves reading like me

Hothead:it's not like I had a choice being stuck with a nerd like you,ice cube....though I think snakes are very interesting animals

[bumblebee-official]

Yooo could someone start a RP with me 🙏

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

No

[bumblebee-official]

Aw shucks ❤️‍🩹

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: I don't know what to talk about either

[bumblebee-official]

Hmmm..

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: i can't believe my blog is still work in progress those constructicons are being lazy to finish it

[bumblebee-official]

Yeah, you should probably get on that. Finishing up my blog is the first thing I did before i started interacting with anyone

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: so I'm not allowing to talk to you anymore!? Who's going to listen to my singing now!?

[bumblebee-official]

Ah- no no! That's just what I did! You could do it however you want.

. .. I don't really want to listen to your singing though . . "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: too late ! I'm singing anyway!

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout!

[bumblebee-official]

" No! Nuh uh! I have my own Blitzwing and I listen to his singing all the time! "

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

*bonks blitzwing's head to make him stop*

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy:....thanks, I needed that....

[bumblebee-official]

" Mhm. I can tell. "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Hothead: what's that supposed to mean!? That I can't control myself!? *realisation*....nevermind!

[bumblebee-official]

" That's exactly what it means, buddy. Ahh don't worry 'bout it too much. I'm used to it by now. "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Hothead: I'm not your buddy,pal!

[bumblebee-official]

" Oh well then I'm not your pal "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: you were supposed to say "I'm not your pal,friend!" Next and then we somehow become friends so now you would have two blitzwings one is your wife and another is your friend, bummers. Or six blitzwings if you count my split personalities Hahahaha!

Hothead: *confused by random's nonsense*

Icy: *no words my face expression says it all*

[bumblebee-official]

" Uh . . , right . . I guess I'll do that . . Next time . .?? "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: Does this mean we're friends?

[bumblebee-official]

Yooo could someone start a RP with me 🙏

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

No

[bumblebee-official]

Aw shucks ❤️‍🩹

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: I don't know what to talk about either

[bumblebee-official]

Hmmm..

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: i can't believe my blog is still work in progress those constructicons are being lazy to finish it

[bumblebee-official]

Yeah, you should probably get on that. Finishing up my blog is the first thing I did before i started interacting with anyone

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: so I'm not allowing to talk to you anymore!? Who's going to listen to my singing now!?

[bumblebee-official]

Ah- no no! That's just what I did! You could do it however you want.

. .. I don't really want to listen to your singing though . . "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: too late ! I'm singing anyway!

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout!

[bumblebee-official]

" No! Nuh uh! I have my own Blitzwing and I listen to his singing all the time! "

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

*bonks blitzwing's head to make him stop*

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy:....thanks, I needed that....

[bumblebee-official]

" Mhm. I can tell. "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Hothead: what's that supposed to mean!? That I can't control myself!? *realisation*....nevermind!

[bumblebee-official]

" That's exactly what it means, buddy. Ahh don't worry 'bout it too much. I'm used to it by now. "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Hothead: I'm not your buddy,pal!

[bumblebee-official]

" Oh well then I'm not your pal "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: you were supposed to say "I'm not your pal,friend!" Next and then we somehow become friends so now you would have two blitzwings one is your wife and another is your friend, bummers. Or six blitzwings if you count my split personalities Hahahaha!

Hothead: *confused by random's nonsense*

Icy: *no words my face expression says it all*

[bumblebee-official]

Yooo could someone start a RP with me 🙏

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

No

[bumblebee-official]

Aw shucks ❤️‍🩹

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: I don't know what to talk about either

[bumblebee-official]

Hmmm..

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: i can't believe my blog is still work in progress those constructicons are being lazy to finish it

[bumblebee-official]

Yeah, you should probably get on that. Finishing up my blog is the first thing I did before i started interacting with anyone

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: so I'm not allowing to talk to you anymore!? Who's going to listen to my singing now!?

[bumblebee-official]

Ah- no no! That's just what I did! You could do it however you want.

. .. I don't really want to listen to your singing though . . "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: too late ! I'm singing anyway!

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout!

[bumblebee-official]

" No! Nuh uh! I have my own Blitzwing and I listen to his singing all the time! "

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

*bonks blitzwing's head to make him stop*

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy:....thanks, I needed that....

[bumblebee-official]

" Mhm. I can tell. "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Hothead: what's that supposed to mean!? That I can't control myself!? *realisation*....nevermind!

[bumblebee-official]

" That's exactly what it means, buddy. Ahh don't worry 'bout it too much. I'm used to it by now. "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Hothead: I'm not your buddy,pal!

[bumblebee-official]

Yooo could someone start a RP with me 🙏

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

No

[bumblebee-official]

Aw shucks ❤️‍🩹

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: I don't know what to talk about either

[bumblebee-official]

Hmmm..

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: i can't believe my blog is still work in progress those constructicons are being lazy to finish it

[bumblebee-official]

Yeah, you should probably get on that. Finishing up my blog is the first thing I did before i started interacting with anyone

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: so I'm not allowing to talk to you anymore!? Who's going to listen to my singing now!?

[bumblebee-official]

Ah- no no! That's just what I did! You could do it however you want.

. .. I don't really want to listen to your singing though . . "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: too late ! I'm singing anyway!

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout!

[bumblebee-official]

" No! Nuh uh! I have my own Blitzwing and I listen to his singing all the time! "

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

*bonks blitzwing's head to make him stop*

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy:....thanks, I needed that....

[bumblebee-official]

" Mhm. I can tell. "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Hothead: what's that supposed to mean!? That I can't control myself!? *realisation*....nevermind!

[bumblebee-official]

Yooo could someone start a RP with me 🙏

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

No

[bumblebee-official]

Aw shucks ❤️‍🩹

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: I don't know what to talk about either

[bumblebee-official]

Hmmm..

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: i can't believe my blog is still work in progress those constructicons are being lazy to finish it

[bumblebee-official]

Yeah, you should probably get on that. Finishing up my blog is the first thing I did before i started interacting with anyone

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: so I'm not allowing to talk to you anymore!? Who's going to listen to my singing now!?

[bumblebee-official]

Ah- no no! That's just what I did! You could do it however you want.

. .. I don't really want to listen to your singing though . . "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: too late ! I'm singing anyway!

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout!

[bumblebee-official]

" No! Nuh uh! I have my own Blitzwing and I listen to his singing all the time! "

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

*bonks blitzwing's head to make him stop*

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy:....thanks, I needed that....

[bumblebee-official]

Yooo could someone start a RP with me 🙏

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

No

[bumblebee-official]

Aw shucks ❤️‍🩹

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: I don't know what to talk about either

[bumblebee-official]

Hmmm..

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: i can't believe my blog is still work in progress those constructicons are being lazy to finish it

[bumblebee-official]

Yeah, you should probably get on that. Finishing up my blog is the first thing I did before i started interacting with anyone

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: so I'm not allowing to talk to you anymore!? Who's going to listen to my singing now!?

[bumblebee-official]

Ah- no no! That's just what I did! You could do it however you want.

. .. I don't really want to listen to your singing though . . "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: too late ! I'm singing anyway!

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout!

[bumblebee-official]

Yooo could someone start a RP with me 🙏

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

No

[bumblebee-official]

Aw shucks ❤️‍🩹

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: I don't know what to talk about either

[bumblebee-official]

Hmmm..

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: i can't believe my blog is still work in progress those constructicons are being lazy to finish it

[bumblebee-official]

Yeah, you should probably get on that. Finishing up my blog is the first thing I did before i started interacting with anyone

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Random: so I'm not allowing to talk to you anymore!? Who's going to listen to my singing now!?

[bumblebee-official]

Yooo could someone start a RP with me 🙏

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

No

[bumblebee-official]

Aw shucks ❤️‍🩹

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: I don't know what to talk about either

[bumblebee-official]

Hmmm..

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: i can't believe my blog is still work in progress those constructicons are being lazy to finish it

[bumblebee-official]

Yooo could someone start a RP with me 🙏

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

No

[bumblebee-official]

Aw shucks ❤️‍🩹

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: I don't know what to talk about either

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

All decepticons are invited to my birthday party! (Except for starscream)

[doc-nickel-official]

Is there anything you want?

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

I just want the best for my decepticon comrades, oh and I want to hear all of my glorious master's speeches for is his wisdom is infinite!

[doc-nickel-official]

No can do. But I can give you one (1) day of me being nice

[bumblebee-official]

" Could you give me one day of you being nice 👀? "

[doc-nickel-official]

No you--

Not right now, bumblebee, because this is lugnut's forge day! But maybe... Just maybe on your forge day I will do it too

[bumblebee-official]

" Aw man "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: hmm curious,if nickel knows many cybertronians who happened to have forge day everyday does this mean that she has to be nice everyday?

[doc-nickel-official]

I-i well! Uh... Only of my close friends, you... You wouldn't celebrate the forge day of a random bot, would you?

*her optics look like they are about to burst, she really, REALLY wants to swear*

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: fair point,though, seeing you trying hardest to not swear is very amusing

Hothead: let her swear! I want a reason to fight somebody!

Random: HAHAHAHAHA!!! LOOK WHO IS NOT ALLOWED TO SWEAR TODAY! AHAHAHAHAHA! but I can! Watch! ahem....scrap!

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

All decepticons are invited to my birthday party! (Except for starscream)

[doc-nickel-official]

Is there anything you want?

[true-servant-of-lord-megatron]

I just want the best for my decepticon comrades, oh and I want to hear all of my glorious master's speeches for is his wisdom is infinite!

[doc-nickel-official]

No can do. But I can give you one (1) day of me being nice

[bumblebee-official]

" Could you give me one day of you being nice 👀? "

[doc-nickel-official]

No you--

Not right now, bumblebee, because this is lugnut's forge day! But maybe... Just maybe on your forge day I will do it too

[bumblebee-official]

" Aw man "

[blitzwing-decepticon]

Icy: hmm curious,if nickel knows many cybertronians who happened to have forge day everyday does this mean that she has to be nice everyday?

[mfdragon]

What if I give Blitzwing kisses, hm? What if I give them a cheek kiss and they don’t immediately kill me. I mean… look at hothead, wouldn’t it be great if he let me give him a little cheek kiss.

I feel deranged

Socially awkward Sumdac has to have “the talk” again.