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One Nice Bug Per Day
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Kaledo Art
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@blizzardfist-blog
light-of-judgment:
“Press that little triangle in the center of the screen for the answers to all your inquiries, Vargas.” Technically that wasn’t a lie.
It was probably porn.
“WH-- WHA-- W H A T!?”
Wow, would you look at that? There is such a thing as instant regret -- and so Vargas throws the phone out of his hands as though merely touching it will get his hands dirty, seeking a hasty getaway.
“I-- I’m outta here!”
He’s seen some shit, man -- but never anything like this.
thepricewasright:
One thing you do have: A THROAT
RIPE FOR SLASHING
But who will protect the bears when he’s gone? Think of the bears, Locke.
light-of-judgment:
Kefka Googles something and hands the phone to Vargas, cackling.
“Behold.”
... Wh-- What is this?
“Who are these hairy men and how did you fit them into this contraption?”
That looks so uncomfortable. Hell, he himself looks uncomfortable just reading this.
“I mean-- Well. Those outfits do not look practical.”
thepricewasright:
At least he has… a heart!
Checkmate, bear enthusiast.
Can’t get your feelings hurt about not having a heart if ya don’t got one. ♥ Checkmate, noodle boy.
thepricewasright replied to your post: Talks shit
Thankfully, his skull is thick.
Thick skulls don’t leave much room for anything else.
Talks shit
“You were warned!”
--Aaaand there comes the inevitable ‘bop!’ on the head.
"It must be calming to live surrounded by the beauty of nature."
“I’ve never really known anything else, so I’ll have to take your word for it. Although, from some of the things I’ve seen and heard, I can’t say that I care very much for so-called ‘civilised’ society.”
There’s a thoughtful pause as he looks the other over. This man seems fairly sure of himself, and he’s dressed so differently to the fashions he’s seen from the people of South Figaro... Had he come far to get here?
“I know there’s some big cities out there, but I just can’t imagine that many people in one place. Have you seen anything like that?”
light-of-judgment:
@blizzardfist
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“…”
“I don’t think we’re talking about the same kind of bear…”
“Leather d a d d y.”
“I... I don’t understand. Are you making leather out of bears?”
Daddy bears in particular? Should he be worried about this? He doesn’t really get it, but that expression is enough to cause him some serious concern.
“Explain yourself!”
"So I heard you're a bear? How terribly progressive of you."
“Are you really that surprised that I prefer the bears? They’re not snarky little assholes, for a start.”
thefiremaid:
Totally has pictures of Zarya pinned to her bedroom wall.
#GOALS
@thefiremaid
She tries flexing but only succeeds in looking cute and squishy.
Adorable. Fear not, small one -- perhaps one day he shall teach you the fine art of flexing.
SUPER MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING MONTAGE GOOO!!!
LET’S
FUCKING
GOOOOO
YEAH
[roundhouse kicks]
W A S T E D
Can I have one of your bears?
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Where are your bears?
“Sorry, they’re not for you to touch.”