Harry Potter next gen fan

Hi I'm Savanah! Potterhead!! I mostly post headcanons, oneshots and some random stuff

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Scorpius: Hey rosie

Rose: no

Scorpius: Let's play a little game

Rose: No

Scorpius:

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Hermione: If I run and leap at Ron, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

Hermione: Runs at Ron* Incoming!

Ron: Wait! I'm holding pumpkin juice!

Ron: Drops pumpkin juice and catches Hermione*

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Alice II: It's kinda cold.

Albus severus: Here, take my jacket.

Rose: I'm cold too.

Scorpius: Well damn, Rose, I don't control the weather.

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Hugo: But if I WAS a tree you know what tree I would be???

Lysander: A pine tree?

Hugo ...Tree-mendous.

Lysander: You need help

Hugo: Dont hate me for going out on a LIMB

Lysander: Stop.

Hugo: I was just gonna BRANCH out

Lysander: no

Hugo: LEAF me alone

Lysander: I cant

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Rose: I"m not hooking up with Scorpius

Albus: No one's judging you..Scorpius is tall, strong, sexy, charming-

Rose: I'm not hooking up with Scorpius but I'm starting to think you might be...

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Scorpius: Hold up, where did your freckles go?

Rose: Oh they fade away in the winter

*10 minutes later*

Scorpius: *hitting the snow*

Scorpius: GIVE. HER. BACK. HER. FRECKLES. YOU. STUPID. BITCH

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Molly: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know

Lily: I did it I broke it...

Molly: No. No, you didn't. Albus?

Albus: What?! I didn't break it

James: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Albus: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

James:...

Albus:....

James: Suspicous.

Albus: NO! It's not!

Hugo: If it matters..Probably not Victoire was the last one to use it.

Victoire: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Hugo: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Victoire: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, HUGO!

Lily: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, grandma

Molly: No. Who broke it?

Fred: [whispering] Grandma, Rose’s been awfully quiet…

Rose: REALLY?!

Fred: Yeah really!

Everyone arguing*

Teddy: Whispers* I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Molly:...Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Draco: Were you dropped on the head as a baby?

Harry: Bold of you to assume I was held

Draco:....

Harry:....

Hermione:...Oh Harry..

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James: So are we flirting?

Lily: I literally have a wand to your neck..

James: That doesn't answer my question

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What Harry's children call him

James: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Lily: Dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad

Albus: Dude who made me.

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Steve: Nancy where are my children?

Nancy: Steve, they're not actually you'r-

Steve: SHUT UP NANCY! I ASKED WHERE MY CHILDREN WERE?!?!! I HAVE A MEETING TO BE AT BY 4:00 AND I HAVE TO DROP THE BOYS OFF FIRST, THEN I HAVE TO TAKE ELEVEN AND MAX TO THE ARCADE AND THIS ALL HAS TO BE DONE BY 3:30!! AND THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY THEY AREN'T MY CHILDREN!!?!! SO PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR MAMA STEVE!!! So WhErE aRe My cHiLdReN?!?!

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Eleven: What's that?

Nancy: O-Oh err...That's a bra...

Eleven: Can I wear it?

Nancy: y-yeah sure..

Later that day

Eleven: Guys! look what I bought!

*Tries to pull up shirt*

Mike: NO NO NO NO

Dustin: OMG

Lucas: WOW WOW WOW

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Nancy: I'm pregnant

Eleven: Pregnant?

Nancy: Yeah, you know? Me and Jonathan are going to have a baby.

Eleven: Why?

Nancy: Well, Most of the time when two people love eachother they have a baby together or multiple.

Eleven: nods*

Eleven: Mike when are we going to have a baby?

Mike: *Chokes on drink*

*Lucas, Dustin, Will and Max almost fall off their seats laughing*

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Mcgonagall: You said you had nothing to do with the prank. Are you lying to me?

Sirius: How do you define lying?

Mcgonagall: Well, I define lying as not telling the truth. How do you define it?

Sirius: Reclining your body in a horizontal position.

Mcgonagall: ...

Sirius: ...

Mcgonagall: Get the hell out of my office.

Sirius: Absolutely

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Remus: You don't hate me? But I'm a....Werewolf.

James: Remus. See this arm? It's actually shorter than this other arm but you cant really tell especially when I twirl them like this.

Peter: I'm lactose intolerant!

Sirius: I'm obnoxious!

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Teddy: I'm going to sleep and I don't want to hear a WORD out of the four of you for the rest of the night.

James: Irregardles

Albus: Conversate

Scorpius: Fergalicious

Rose: Pulchritudinous

Teddy: I said NOT A WORD.

James: Oh I see, so when we're playing scrabble they're not words.

Rose: But as soon as it's convenient for YOU they are??

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Teddy: Malfoy huh, So you're dating Rose?

Scorpius: Ya ya...I know if I hurt her you're gonna kill me and shit.

Teddy: Me? Oh no, no, no. She's gonna kill you! Good luck