hahahahatemyself

[ovadioisdead-blog]

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[axiswolf]

i would die happy if one of them sang about money

[eight-times-nine]

“Oh sailor, oh sailor, lay your head to rest, come sailor, come sailor, come to your death– wait what the fuck are we singing about is this sailor ok”

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

i hope we all get girlfriends in 2017

[momohasagun]

But what about the straight girls or the gay guys?

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]

they can make their own post

[ommanyte]

*spins giant wheel of what staff can fuck up next*

[10mb]

IM SCREAMING

[shakugan-archive]

[dismisses]

I can't believe it's already 2017

[dismisses]

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

[4lienmatt]

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

[dismisses]

No no no lol please don’t

[soft-grunge-lesbian]

Forever reblog until 2017

[dismisses]

O my god no

[eigendefinition]

i cant stop laughing 

[troyeisart]

until 2017

[infinite-angels]

only 3 more years.

[natforprez]

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

[perissable]

only 2 more years.

[niwse-me-ligo]

Only 8 months

[what-a-brave-little-ant-you-are]

4 months to go

[pa-ra-noi-a]

4 fuckimg days..

[malakesthgamhsame]

3 days

[theartofallstars]

omg

[almost-always-eventually-right]

end our suffering

[sxpositive]

one day left

[3d-dragon]

[peanutworm]

This started off so positive

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

so did 2016

[ratfuck]

[boltlightning]

alchemy is the science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter.

[pinkfloydd]

expose him

[gloomyteens]

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

[gloomyteens]

OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

[mallomallo-deactivated20141126]

It’s called a washing machine

[copyright98]

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

[1-800-fuckyou]

this post is a fucking train wreck

[nevaehtyler]

[burgerandsprite]

I don’t see the difference tbh

[fillipshappylife]

[oomshi]

[quu]

[yungterra-blog]

tutorial

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

filter

lowercase helvetica

for extra points: add japanese text

[atbuttches-deactivated20170204]

I’m taking notes 

[dismisses]

I can't believe it's already 2017

[dismisses]

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

[4lienmatt]

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

[dismisses]

No no no lol please don’t

[soft-grunge-lesbian]

Forever reblog until 2017

[dismisses]

O my god no

[eigendefinition]

i cant stop laughing 

[troyeisart]

until 2017

[infinite-angels]

only 3 more years.

[semememes-blog]