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I've been here the whole time | 23

[darkestbrook]

[atomikats]

my personal take on the matter

[4waystreet]

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[getbentdaily-deactivated2025122]

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

[muppetshow2026]

will you ever forgive me

[muppetshow2026]

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

[innerchildabortionclinic]

oh fuckkkk man not the SERIAL UNALIVER

[blog-but-its-only-bloodymary]

One last bloodymary before I self destruct

[mycabbagesmycabs]

clicking Mark’s new video and him ending it with “I can finally escape the blood ocean and curl up into Ryan Gosling’s arms” made me put my head into my hands.

It makes me feel like this

[merymeou]

It’s been so long since I got to see a thing and think: wow yeah this could only happen on tumblr. This is one such thing and I had to contribute. Let Simon have a weird fucked up religious sorta relationship with Grace! This man has issues!! He’s never been off a space station!! The Hail Mary is literally as close as he could imagine as heaven!!!!!!

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[mechanicalrot]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[lindleland]

this post has been tagged Harry du Bois 110 times as of writing

[lindleland]

[sm64mario]

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[ketchupss]

just some spots on sorbet ☀️

[animentality]

[yagrandmapeach]

Take a sip, babes

[lizardsfromspace]

My fave part of this tweet is that even though a lot of people are assuming this was an AI thing or whatever

this is the actual lede of their review of the Super Mario movie

"But it is also, if I check the clock, Mario Time". Poetry

[joodlesofdoodles]

dunno about you but I distinctly remember this happening

[ribbedpleasure]

put me in the little tikes electric chair for little tikes serial murder

[ribbedpleasure]

Hello?

HELLO??

[justadramaqueenfangirl]

This is a Tumblr fenomenon where you just had to be there.

The Psmp was the funniest thing to come out of 2021 Dsmp tumblr