you know me man

cooper | he/him | adult | bearer of the curse (jschlatt url) | not a schlatt stan not a schlatt anti but some secret third thing (autistic)

[jschlatt]

recovering schlannie (3 years clean)

more active on twt @coopiere / @brainletcoop

I DONT LIKE DSMP/MCYTTT . nvr have nvr will . idc if dsmp/mcyt stans interact but plz 4 the love of god do not mistake me for one of them

dni - terf, proship, critblr, schlattxreader ppl, dteam stan, tht kinda stuff. i block liberally . i think smplive/sdmp ships and yter rpf are cringe but idrc enough for it to be part of the dni

lmk if u need anything tagged

feel free 2 add me on discord under “slugkick” btw :3

[pfp by lattebunns on twt]

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[charl0ttan]

penis magician voice is this your penis

[joylessdivisionnn]

I would delete your shitty caption addition in every lifetime

[taiwanesekid05]

[methed-up-samurai]

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[omegaversereloaded]

[jschlatt]

i haven’t been able to so much as glance at an ad on this app without it opening and it’s making me want to hurt others and myself

[theroguefeminist]

i haven’t heard the word “cyberstalking” in a long time but it used to be a recognizably bad thing to stalk someone online, to try to dig up everything you can on them, follow their every move online, obsessively post about them, barrage them with messages, block evade, etc - but now it’s just normalized and seen as something totally “ok” to do if the person in question is “problematic” in some way - like the same people who say “if your partner does this run” will turn around and do the same thing to a stranger online they dont even know and they don’t even think twice - it’s abuse, it’s harassment… just stop it

[jschlatt]

tumblr is better than most social media in every way but the thing i can’t get over on here is the amount of ppl who reblog ai memes

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[jschlatt]

you can tell schlatt thinks he deserves to live