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Sort It Out Barry
Lovely colours with a wank result.
Gloopy, slow to dry, chip like shit when done.
Cheap enough unless you're tight as fuck like me and think £3.99 is too much for nail varnish with a crap formula.
Full post here.
Pop It Like It's Hot
There's something satisfying about eating some sweet popcorn which doesn't taste like a bag of crispy. These two bags of absolute fucking joy from Propercorn taste just like they say on their siezure inducing packaging.
Get the motherfucking full review here though.
The Library (Of Fragrance) Is OPEN
SNIFF UP MOTHERFUCKKKERRRRRR.
The Library of Fragrance has launched in the UK! Yippety Yoo. I got my stinking hands on the RAIN fragrance and it smells like a dewy morning in the garden, without the distinct scent of cat piss clouding up the air.
It's good.
Bloody Bubble Gum Handwash
THIS SHIT SMELLS SO FUCKING GOOD.
Just like those pink and white fizzy fuckers you used to get as a nipper, but without the calories and it doesn't give you the shits when you eat too many. Or was that just me?
Check the full review on Hello Terri Lowe here.
They're ALRIGHT, Actually
Once you've swallowed that little goop of vomit you just created in your mouth after seeing that this bag contains TURKEY AND STUFFING FUCKING DOUGHNUTS, I can assure you that they actually taste alright.
Not too sweet, not too savoury, it's a fine line between wanting to throw up at the thought and wanting to dip these little nuggets of weird shit in to soup.
Full review coming soon here.
Extra Fucking Nutty
Tastier than those sachets of low calorie shit you get from the supermarket and lower calories than skimmed moo juice. Mix your Alpro Hazelnut goodness with this posh as fuck Prestat Matcha Green Tea Hot Chocolate for a lower calorie drink to warm your balls with added nuts.
Full post over on Hello Terri Lowe.
The Body Shop Toilet Cleaner Range
The Body Shop Glazed Apple Range
Smells so shit that I couldn't even bring myself to spray it on my cheap primark jumper when in store, never mind fucking buy it. It's not a bad smell, like a high class toilet cleaner, but do you really want to pay for the pleasure of smelling like a fucking bog?
Essence Hello Foils Manicure
Make your nail sparkle more than that daft prick from Twilight with this easy as fuck foil manicure. Channel your inner unicorn like the whimsical mother fucker you are.
Karl Lagerfeld for Shu Uemura Shupette Collection 2014.
It's. Got. Fucking. CATS. On. IT.
£30 a go from Selfridges, pretend you're as posh as the spoilt fucking feline featured on it. Treat yo' self, cuz aint nobody else going to.
Tesco Finest Salted Caramel Favour Crisps.
Nice for those who like their crisps with a distinct flavour of yesterday's vomit after binge eating caramel popcorn and washing it down with salt water. Fairly delicate yet completely repulsive. If you like these pieces of shit you don't deserve to eat another motherfucking lime Dorito for the rest of your life.
Treacle Moon Warm Cinnamon Nights.
Wraps you up like a motherfucking metorphorical pig in a little bastard blanket. Spicy in your nostrils, yet delicate like a kittens fur, whiff up the slightly orange smell alongside getting your festive fucking freak on.
£1.99 from Tesco. Get it or GTFO.