Tinkle Tinkle Hoy

My name's Kaelin and I have a basketball game tomorrow

[falonah]

what is it about rain that makes worms go absolutely buck wild for pavement

[falonah]

worm: no longer can i suffer the constriction, both of flesh and soul, of living in the tunnels of underground, for i now long only to be free under the skies of the Saints. earth may have birthed me but the sun is my mother

me, holding a slurpee, plucking worms off the sidewalk and tossing them into the grass: go the fuck home brian

[anxietyproblem]

[inkskinned]

this is unrelated but after this i really hope there’s no such thing as “dressing weird” after this like. no more tryna look instagram perfect ever at all. like. all of us are changing our hair shaving our eyebrows and/or letting our leg hair grow out. like, karen… i spent over a month with only me myself and i for company do you think i give one iota of a fuck. i will wear a cloak to cvs. i will wear my old prom dress to chili’s. i am aware none of these items match and my makeup is wild on account of today’s theme being “neon spaghetti”. i’m just vibin, get on the train or go away 

[blessedpunk]

Me and the boys escaping quarantine to go buy Animal Crossing on friday

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself

[welpnotagain]

me, desperately: can we please get something done?!

my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA

[franzkafkagf]

me since 2014

[toxictiktoks]

👁👁

[baphonnicula]

good animation, terrible everything else

[chuckdrawsthings]

sometimes the answer is just S C R E A M

[super256colors]

“Please give me [sound of mid 90’s disc reader reading/buffering… it’s indescribable if you’ve never heard it]… one half tray of salad… Please give me… [more brief disc reading noise] one half tray of… Thank you! [loud munching noises]“ 

JumpStart 1st Grade, Knowledge Adventure, 1995 

[lookataleaf3000]

this just activated something deep inside me

[forpiscesmoved-deactivated20200]

me at 4 am on a school night

[squided]

I’m so happy to know this is how everyone listens to this song in their room

[devildaisies]

me: *gets my paycheck*

the tiny lil nas x in my brain: *nods wisely* money come

[mullberry]

[lavender-lily]

[udonmonster]

Lio I thought you were against Senseless Slaughter

[hyrude]

the concept of peer review is bonkers tbh. you think jake knows what’s happening in this class enough to tell me if i wrote my paper correctly? JAKE?????

[animeadult]

look at this extremely chaotic video my fiancé took of our cat

[pastelparrotlet]

Plague doctor mask but it’s a worm on a string face.

[cowboybanjo]