>8U

1993

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[rosieandthemoon]

[rosieandthemoon]

Maggie Smith

[vagisil]

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

[dumnslut]

[romcom19]

just in case you need a reminder 💘

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[64mpg]

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

[teslacarbombs-deactivated202212]

im just fucking with you your honor

[rosieandthemoon]

Something I’ve learned in my 20’s: Your friends don’t hate you. They don’t.

However, there are likely a couple random people, that you only know peripherally, who absolutely hate you for some total nonsense you’re unaware of. And that’s okay bc it’s their business and not yours.

[rosieandthemoon]

I get his bc I’m also nosey. Here are some of mine, all revealed by mutual friends:

•old roommates gf: bc I said there’s nothing wrong with polyam couples

•friend of a friend: bc I was in a hetero-presenting relationship as a bi person

•roommate of a partners friend: bc I called out an ex on twitter

•random girl in my college town: bc i was friends with someone she had beef with

•a coworker: bc other coworkers liked me more (she eventually got fired for yelling at me in front of customers)

The list goes on. People will latch onto the smallest things and project their way into full-on hatred. It’s laughable and not worth taking to heart.

[girlsclothes]

does anyone extremely practical and reasonable want to hang out

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Kay Nielsen

[andreauxminyard]

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[rosieandthemoon]

Church of St. Luke in Stickney, Lincolnshire

[goth-queen]

[sharptoothsadist]

𝕴 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖉𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖉𝖘 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖑𝖉𝖓'𝖙 𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖋𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑?

[dungeonmalcontent]

It's clearly casting moonbeam, you uncultured fireball-brained wizard.

[woodwool]

imagine if you hired a painter to paint your house and you tell them you want it blue and then you come back to see theyre in the middle of painting your house pink so you go hey stop. thats not what i asked for. and theyre like i just dont want to ruin your lovely house this color suits it so much better trust me. and you go No, i asked for blue give me blue??? and the painter is like alright alright. and then they paint your house purple and when you go this still isnt blue they say i simply cant paint your house blue. this is the compromise. and then you still have to pay them for their work even though you are now going to have to either hire another painter or just figure out how to paint ur own house to get it how you actually wanted. thatd be crazy right. so anyway i prefer to cut my own hair at home