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lesbx

grrr i HATE webp’s i dont WANt webp’s! * knocks over a refrigerator with one vicious open hand palm strike*

lesbx

you and i are mortal enemies i hate webp’s and i fucking love image compression

robotgirlfoxears-deactivated202

*compresses you until you’re only one byte of data*

lesbx

hotvampireadjacent

laniidae-passerine

Betty Crocker mutates your children

antiprivateeractivist

laniidae-passerine

what the fuck. hey get this off my post

scabsinlockets

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briannyssey

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

stabethadeathwhisper

The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

mysteryteacup

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

cutecipher

and why is the tiger blue.

rickybabyboy

secret reason

sunnyyfur

colour palette from ricky

rickybabyboy

ohhh im colors

jerryterry

Had my second ever "Tumblr Dream" (evidence I am not doing well), in which I saw a post I really wanted to reblog but it had an ornate wooden frame around it that was too bulky to fit on my blog, so I'd have to either take off the frame or remove some words from the post to make it smaller. But I was worried that people would be super mad at me for modifying the post.

In the end I removed a superfluous sentence and reblogged it, but then realized now it's ON my blog I could squeeze the sentence back in, so I edited it back in. The post looked identical to the original, but somehow there was still evidence that it'd been tampered with in some way, and I was getting flooded with angry asks like "WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT?", and the OP was like "what the FUCK have you done to my POST????"

exurd

funny you should say that

jerryterry

what the FUCK have you done to my POST????

itsjunetime

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

certified-linguistics-moment

gracefree

Hyena Pup by send2prashant_mali

I will never understand why people upload cropped, low-res, uncredited art. Here's the full piece, originally created for a collaboration with watchmaker Ulysse Nardin: