Bi Bookworm In Love With Myths

I'm a bisexual bookworm/nerd/geek hybrid, and I'm absolutely in love with myths and legends. And coffee. Coffee is good.

[blondbookselkie]

Hamilton or Death

Which is more dangerous: Russian Roulette Or Listening to Hamilton on repeat?

[blondbookselkie]

TRIGGER WARNING

Today I was asked why I self-harmed. It took me a few minutes to answer and didn’t even give a good response. I just said it was something to relieve me. But I didn’t really know how to put it in words at the time…until now.

After a long day of biphobia and being body-shamed, I came home and purged. I didn’t have time to cut myself until right now.

4:50 a.m : Everyone is asleep. A small, sharpened pocket knife is in my hands.

4:51a.m : The first three cuts are made. They’re shallow, hardly drawing blood. I place my knife back against my thigh, hardly any tears left in my eyes to shed. My mind is blank and my face is tear stained. And I slide the knife across.

4:52a.m : The cut has been made. Blood appeared in all of its deep crimson beauty. And I smile.

4:53a.m : As I watch the drops of blood roll down my pale leg, I realize something:

The reason I cut is not because it’s just a relief, it’s so much more. First, cutting—or any sort of self-harm—gives the sense of control. You can control how long you harm yourself, how badly, and when to do so. It gives the victim control and power. Secondly, the pain distracts. The pain of the cut wavers the mind’s focus from mental pain to slight physical pain. Finally, it relieves. It's an excuse many of us use and it is true. The blade/razor/fire/wax slides/burns/drips on your flesh, acting like a drug to calm you. You watch the blood slowly drip down from its wound, it seems like all of your stress drips with it. Thus, self-harm is far more than a source of relief.

Add on reasons if you’d like to.

[alohomoira-deactivated20150419]

what gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars?

[alohomoira-deactivated20150419]

her/she

[norsedemigod-deactivated2015101]

WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES

[alohomoira-deactivated20150419]

i know right this pun was pretty… sweet

[blondbookselkie]

I personally prefer…dark humor

[amisbro]

Reblog this if you think writing is an art

[jonesie32]

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

[this-is-my-life-lacy]

lololololol

[captainkristine]

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy

[letslipthehounds]

I hadn’t seen the Navy one

[sanerontheinside]

That’s the idea

[bunjywunjy]

*walks down the hall and trips over 16 servicemen and a reservist*

[blondbookselkie]

I don’t think anyone here realizes how fucking terrifying it is to walk into a room with a guy in camo in it. I nearly stabbed my dad. I had my phone taken away ‘cause he thought it’d be funny to pop off of the couch like a dust bunny.

[dirkfucker]

reblog if you:

- flinch away when someone touches you.

- panic when you accidentally break an object.

- get scared when someone walks behind you.

- feel your heart rate increase at every sudden noise.

- are easily panicked by slightly-louder-than-normal sounds.

- stare apprehensively at your bedroom doorway for hours at night.

- have trouble making eye contact with people.

- always feel either too mature or too immature for your age.

- simultaneously crave and be terrified of physical contact.

because i do all of these

[blondbookselkie]

Just imagine…

The 100 in art school

[feels-of-a-fangirl]

okay but I need Avengers 4 to end with a big “thank God we’re alive” party where the following things happen:

Peter and Shuri geek out gen z style

Peter tries to ask Shuri out only to be hilariously rejected

or better yet, Tony interrupts them because he wants to ask Shuri about ALL OF THE SCIENCE

(kid, you were already striking out, I saved you)

Drax is just completely smitten with Thor who graciously thanks for all the compliments

Drax also wants to start a drinking contest. Steve and Thor look at each other. Mantis tells Drax to go to sleep.

of all people Groot is the one who somehow gets drunk and Rocket has to take care of him

Bucky and Nat have a conversation that suggests they do know each other and share some more history than the “bye bye bikini” moment (you can pry BuckyNat from my dead cold hands)

Gamora and Natasha have a conversation about weapons

Loki compliments Nebula’s blue skin

Bruce or Clint try to initiate another hammer-grabbing contest only to discover that Stormbreaker doesn’t so much as choose only the worthy as just straight up zaps anyone who isn’t Thor

Pepper and Okoye have a silent moment, just smiling at each other

Peter Quill discovers Spotify and straight up loses it

Loki changes into a snake???

feel free to add your own ideas!

[blondbookselkie]

Rocket tries to convince Bucky to give him his arm in return for a space grenade.

[blondbookselkie]

Who do you prefer? Hot freckles or pretty eyes?

[blondbookselkie]

I am…

The opinionated girl who is told to be quiet and do what a man says. The closeted bisexual who hears how people like her are ruining the world. The dreamer who is told that her job in life is to get married and have kids. The girl with only her intelligence to help her, but is tormented at school for it. The nerd who is told she cannot suffer because she is smart and has food on her plate every night. The girl who hides her scars with smiles. The girl who the skinnier she gets, the fatter she feels. I am the girl sitting beside you, hiding her pain while you laugh in her face. I am the silent girl.

[blondbookselkie]

My babies and their babies. Matches made in heaven.

[blondbookselkie]

Here's the real question: is it a store for bisexuals or a store that sells bisexuals?

[officialstarscream]

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

[mibunookami-blog]

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

[haedia]

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

[chandrar-nalaar]

omfg the amount of fucks college kids don’t give astounds me

[nicoleting]

IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTS

[thesilencedmasses]

I LOVE THE IMPLICATION THAT THIS STUDENT HAS A REPUTATION FOR SCALING THE BUILDINGS

[iiythe-deactivated20211008]

truely iconic

[blondbookselkie]

I FOUND IT!!! I'VE SEARCHED FOR THIS FOR A YEAR! BITE ME YOU CRANBERRY FUCKNUTS!!!

[blondbookselkie]

I just got back from seeing Black Panther and it was a great movie except one thing. The cast. I hate them. I mean look at them^

I nearly had a bisexual panic attack! THEY ARE ALL SO BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG, AMAZING HUMANS!!! THIS ALMOST CAUSED ME TO SCREAM!!! WTF!!! I’M JUST SITTING IN A PUBLIC THEATER, TRYING NOT TO SCREAM!!! THEY’RE ALL SO ATTRACTIVE AND LOVABLE!!! UHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[blondbookselkie]

Wtf

It 11 pm at night. I'm finally falling asleep. And lo and behold my mother starts the vacuum! It's fuck no o'clock at night and what does she do? Starting the fucking vacuum cleaner. But I can't close my window. Fml. I'm done.

[wetheurban]

HOW TO HELP TORTURED GAY MEN IN CHECHNYA

We can’t allow this to continue. A petition has also been launched by change.org and signed by tens of thousands of people.

It demands a full investigation of all the facts and unlawful repression in Chechnya of the LGBT population and calls for punishment for the ‘guilty parties’ and the end to the practice of extra-judicial violence.

You can sign that here.

Instagram.com/WeTheUrban

[musinvenusian]

Can y'all share this please???

[daddymcnugget]

WE ARE MORE THAN HALF WAY KEEP SIGNING UP

[blondbookselkie]

We’re talking fucking concentration camps! The people brave enough come out are being more punished than most of us in the world. Even those who haven’t come out are being punished. So please sign.

[blondbookselkie]

April 27, 1985. Jason Peter Todd was beaten to a pulp and blown up by the Joker. Only to come back as a badass.