beard.

i don't really have time for this. that's why i'm doing it.

[shudder-earthquakes]

You're my only hope.

[shudder-earthquakes]

Honestly…. an angel. https://www.instagram.com/p/ByTqhrmgN6T/?igshid=1ufs3un143l42

[shudder-earthquakes]

Kyra 👏knows👏her👏angles👏! . . . . . . . #pitbull #pit #dog #pittiesofinstagram #pittiesofig #pitbulls #pitbullsofinstagram #ict #dontbullymybreed #puppy https://www.instagram.com/p/BwvfFWaBUV3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17gmct4dop83g

[shudder-earthquakes]

[shudder-earthquakes]

Super spontaneous bangs to celebrate #internationalwomensday. #banggang #mfm #ssdgm (at Nashville, Tennessee)

[shudder-earthquakes]

Area Woman Never Grew Out of Emo Phase

[shudder-earthquakes]

You guys must have accidentally overlooked this, but don’t worry, here’s your chance to reblog it now!

[shudder-earthquakes]

@belebenard somehow made the most magical day of my life look even more magical. Honestly could not have asked for a more perfect day. We are overwhelmed by the love and support we’ve gotten from our friends and family. Thank you to everyone who took part in our day! (at Fulton Valley Farms)

[fag]

[honeymoonshoes]

im just a sleepy girl ya know? thats who i am

[blondebeard]

That is, 100% who you are @shudder-earthquakes

[darkrai3-gone-deactivated202412]

when u call for ur dog n u hear the lil pap pap pap of their feet as they come to u

reblog if u agree

[phantomrose96]

I’m watching the Republican debate and Trump oh m y go dddd

[phantomrose96]

“I’ve been in politics my whole life, just on that side.” *points to audience*

Yeah Trump I’ve been a doctor all my life just on that side *points to the patient waiting room*

[phantomrose96]

I can’t f ucking believe. Rand Paul called him out on insulting people for petty things, like a middle schooler, and Trump’s response.

“I don’t recall ever attacking you on your looks, and there’s a lot to talk about there.”

????????????????

“Trump you insult people on superficial things.” “No I don’t also you’re ugly.”

[phantomrose96]

He unironically suggested we let ISIS and Syria kill each other off

Is this–Is this Jurassic World?!?

[phantomrose96]

Donald Trump drinking game: take a drink every time Trump answers a complex, important political question with–

The world doesn’t respect Obama

The world doesn’t respect America

We need to be great again

I’d do it but I don’t wanna die. Someone else take me up on it.

[phantomrose96]

“I respect women.” –Donald Trump

[phantomrose96]

“Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that?” –Donald Trump, about the one woman Republican candidate.

How did this callous lizard man crawl out of the swamp and slither into a suit. Who let this melty slug flop its way onto stage. Isn’t there security at these things?

[phantomrose96]

“I want to build a wall. We have a lot of really bad dudes in this country. They’ve got gangs all over the place.”

I know 12-year-olds more politically informed than this.

[phantomrose96]

“We have to have assimilation! In America we speak English!!”

-lies down- -lies down and cries- -rocks back and forth crying-

[phantomrose96]

Trump, aiming to be surgeon general “Disease is bad! We have to go back to a time when disease wasn’t ravaging this country! Obama let disease happen. I won’t stand by and let Obama turn American into this!”

Trump, aiming to be a Supreme Court judge, “Lawlessness is ravaging this country! Crime is so high! We need to stop judges from letting illegal things happen! Obama did this.”

Trump, aiming for any highly specified and vitally important position, “Vague general angry statement! Blaming Obama! More vague angry noises! I hate women!”

[sook-hee]

i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience

[blondebeard]

I think about this every time his job comes up in the show.

[shudder-earthquakes]

This cutie is ready for a walk! And so is my dog.

[handsomedogs]

Hi, I’m BLU. I’m an American Pitbull Terrier Mixed With a Siberian Husky.

[shudder-earthquakes]

oh my GOD

[anarchalatina-defense-forces-de]

[blondebeard]

*by the patriarchy actually. I said that.

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

rest in peace to all women murdered by men

[brechtstine]

How about all men murdered by women?

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

come to me on the anniversary of that famous occasion upon which a woman went into a university and mindlessly murdered 14 men simply because she felt that, as men, they did not deserve an education and i will make a text post for them too until then fuck off you stale piece of shit

[m1nd--0ver--matter]

[blondebeard]

I'm at least 12..