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[hellbraiser]

Office problem:

There's a big, mostly empty case of macarons in the fridge. No note. Just showed up today. My last day at this building so I can't wait and see if it stays there. Really want macaron. Don't care about ethics but don't want the macaron owner to catch me.

[hellbraiser]

Update: macarons are from some sick twisted macaron flavor of the month club and all the flavors are something ghastly like "sour watermelon", "cherry matcha" and "mermaid"

I stoll a cherry matcha. Macaron was fine but I wouldn't really put those two flavors together again.

[hellbraiser]

Office problem:

There's a big, mostly empty case of macarons in the fridge. No note. Just showed up today. My last day at this building so I can't wait and see if it stays there. Really want macaron. Don't care about ethics but don't want the macaron owner to catch me.

[meatdiaz]

what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)

[deirdreskye]

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

[saucefunk]

you’re a strange animal

[shyangry]

The spangle maker

[hellbraiser]

Can't express how extremely excited I am to be working in a mail room

[foxfamilyfeatures-blog]

urban cyber grunge is when you are a piece of shit who goes out side at night during winter and takes a pic of a street lamp and whispers “fuck yes.. im posting this to my fuckedup side blog with no followerz” then you browse the internet and laugh about bitcoins. you love being a pice of shit. you love urban cyber grunge 

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[thecryptkeeper]

happy pride month

[ip2lb]

Person filming (1): Hey Macklemore- Macklemore!

Person pretending to be Macklemore, in a fur coat, turning around (2): What up?

2: Can I get a photo, man?

1: Not unless you're gay, man.

2: What?

1: Not unless you're gay, man.

[Camera person chuckles]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

pretending?

[hellbraiserart]

SUFFERRRRRRR

AND THEN YOU DIE

🔨🔨🔨🧠🧠🧠

Done with Poscas, Bunny version Max and an unnamed victim

[lakevida]

i block all south park icons on sight but this view really took my breath away

[drizzledrawings]

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

[gastarcharzh]

if @hellbraiser was a knife

[hellbraiser]

My hog spirit is trapped in the blade....

[hellbraiserart]

SUFFERRRRRRR

AND THEN YOU DIE

🔨🔨🔨🧠🧠🧠

Done with Poscas, Bunny version Max and an unnamed victim

[hellbraiser]

When I'm not working and can spend my time the way I want to, I barely ever scroll on social media. When I'm at work, and don't have control over how and where my time is used, I spend all my free time scrolling on my damn phone!

[hellbraiser]

Nothing like working with an army of identical looking normies to make one feel fat and ugly and unkempt