"Filthy liberal!"

(Genderbent Derby Harrington, Jimmy Hopkins, and Tad Spencer role play blog. Collective muses, obviously~ Will do role play with anyone, just about. Will do NSFW and gore. <3)

[kibbi]

Hands/Feet References by *Kibbitzer

I hope this will help you! (more stuff here)

[pavhate-deactivated20170118]

I NEEDED THIS

[oingus-boingus]

A simple portrait of Derby looking like his cosseted, entitled, and uncooperative self. He is apparently wearing an un-patterned sweater vest (of the finest quality Aquaberry has to offer, of course), mostly because I can’t be bothered to draw all of those stupid diamonds.

[blondes-and-gingers]

Ask me anything, you moronic little shitstains.

Be glad I'm taking the time out of my day to converse with you. Be glad it'll be a regular event.

((FEM!DERBY: NOW AN ASK AND RP BLOG!

Examples of art you'll get from me, only in the form of a reply:

ASK STUFF, NERDS.))

[blondes-and-gingers]

((IM BACK though probably mostly on Bryce's page. Might convert this to both an RP blog and an "ask Barbie dumb shit while she laughs at you" art ask blog.))

[sovereignhopkins-blog]

pls let me know immediately if i missed anyone

jimmy hopkins - its me I’m not tagging myself

gary smith - infamouscrook

pete kowalski - peteycxttontail

earnest jones - earnest-jones

johnny vincent - jailhouserokk

derby harrington - derbyfuckingharrington / barbie harrington blondes-and-gingers

beatrice trudeau smartgirlslikeicecreamtoo (can anyone confirm if this is active)

mandy wiles - popularperfectmandywiles

hal esposito - fight-and-food club (idk man won’t let me tag it)

gord vendome - aquaburry / gordana vendome gordanavendome

tad spencer - tadpoled

yvonne (ivan) alexander - rubberhoseupyournose

angie ng - electricbunkit

justin vandervelde - prince-egghead

casey harris - gobullhorns

peanut romano - greasedlightninq

vance medici - dentmycoif

kirby olsen - poxndcake

bryce montrose - cassettes-and-memories (active ? )

christy martin - like-omg-totally (not really active ? )

[blondes-and-gingers]

[text]: Barbie? Where are you? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so selfish to only reach out now. I'm sorry. Please talk to me. Please. [text]: I don't know what to do. [text]: please.[text]: I'm so scared.

[text]: Gordana.

[text]: I’m fine, and you will be too.

[text]: Go talk to Tabitha. Go rough house with Jenny. Pet a cat.

[text]: I’m…

[text]: Safe. But I’m doing what liberals call “soul searching”, I think.

[text]: Don’t tell anybody I said that and tell Tif to take charge for now.

[text]: I’ll be “home” eventually.

[gordanavendome]

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[text]: no he’s not. he’s trying to do what’s best for me.  I don’t want to be an embarrassment to the family.

[text]: but i just can’t.  i can’t, barbie!  i can’t do this!

[text]: but he said i’m pretty, at least…

[blondes-and-gingers]

[text]: I know, Gordana, I know.

[text]: I'm almost there.

[text]: We'll find an alternative.

[blondes-and-gingers]

[text]: Barbie? Where are you? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so selfish to only reach out now. I'm sorry. Please talk to me. Please. [text]: I don't know what to do. [text]: please.[text]: I'm so scared.

[text]: Gordana.

[text]: I’m fine, and you will be too.

[text]: Go talk to Tabitha. Go rough house with Jenny. Pet a cat.

[text]: I’m…

[text]: Safe. But I’m doing what liberals call “soul searching”, I think.

[text]: Don’t tell anybody I said that and tell Tif to take charge for now.

[text]: I’ll be “home” eventually.

[gordanavendome]

[text]: i’m getting married.

[blondes-and-gingers]

[text]: wait what

[gordanavendome]

[text]: i’m getting married.

[text]: daddy set it up. i met him this afternoon.

[blondes-and-gingers]

[text]: Sweet fucking Christ. Is he serious? Of course he is.

[text]: Alright, I’m coming home.

[text]: Don’t laugh at me when I get there. My hair’s a mess and I don’t have any make up and I’m wearing…never mind.

[text]: Just, wait in your room.

[gordanavendome]

[text]: congressional hopeful Harry Grossman.  Republican, New Hampshire, 37.

[text]: my name is going to be gordana grossman.

[text]: i’m almost laughing because it’s almost funny but

[text]: we aren’t going to get married until i’m 18 because obviously it’d be quite a scandal.

[text]: he has presidential aspirations

[text]: i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m so scared please i don’t know what to do

[blondes-and-gingers]

[text]: Your father's a disgusting fucking piece of shit.

[text]: And Grossman? Really? He's a moronic over achiever who bends to my parents will like he has no spine to speak of.

[text]: You deserve better. A woman, for starters.

[blondes-and-gingers]

[text]: Barbie? Where are you? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so selfish to only reach out now. I'm sorry. Please talk to me. Please. [text]: I don't know what to do. [text]: please.[text]: I'm so scared.

[text]: Gordana.

[text]: I’m fine, and you will be too.

[text]: Go talk to Tabitha. Go rough house with Jenny. Pet a cat.

[text]: I’m…

[text]: Safe. But I’m doing what liberals call “soul searching”, I think.

[text]: Don’t tell anybody I said that and tell Tif to take charge for now.

[text]: I’ll be “home” eventually.

[gordanavendome]

[text]: i’m getting married.

[blondes-and-gingers]

[text]: wait what

[gordanavendome]

[text]: i’m getting married.

[text]: daddy set it up. i met him this afternoon.

[blondes-and-gingers]

[text]: Sweet fucking Christ. Is he serious? Of course he is.

[text]: Alright, I'm coming home.

[text]: Don't laugh at me when I get there. My hair's a mess and I don't have any make up and I'm wearing...never mind.

[text]: Just, wait in your room.

[blondes-and-gingers]

[text]: Barbie? Where are you? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so selfish to only reach out now. I'm sorry. Please talk to me. Please. [text]: I don't know what to do. [text]: please.[text]: I'm so scared.

[text]: Gordana.

[text]: I’m fine, and you will be too.

[text]: Go talk to Tabitha. Go rough house with Jenny. Pet a cat.

[text]: I’m…

[text]: Safe. But I’m doing what liberals call “soul searching”, I think.

[text]: Don’t tell anybody I said that and tell Tif to take charge for now.

[text]: I’ll be “home” eventually.

[gordanavendome]

[text]: i’m getting married.

[blondes-and-gingers]

[text]: wait what

[blondes-and-gingers]

[text]: Barbie? Where are you? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so selfish to only reach out now. I'm sorry. Please talk to me. Please. [text]: I don't know what to do. [text]: please.[text]: I'm so scared.

[text]: Gordana.

[text]: I'm fine, and you will be too.

[text]: Go talk to Tabitha. Go rough house with Jenny. Pet a cat.

[text]: I'm...

[text]: Safe. But I'm doing what liberals call "soul searching", I think.

[text]: Don't tell anybody I said that and tell Tif to take charge for now.

[text]: I'll be "home" eventually.

[derbyfuckingharrington]

//The hypocrisy of Derby Harrington:

If anyone else were saying anything about Gord’s weight, he’d actually defend him and immediately put them in their place.

[aquaberryhungerforce]

Do you wake up wanting to die?  Dress your corpse in Aquaberry!

[aquaberryhungerforce]

Ménage a trois with our new dynamic tanks and high wasted shorts.

[aquaberryhungerforce]

For you pain sluts, our Cherrybomb Leather Jackets are 100% blood resistant.

[blondes-and-gingers]

Barbie are you engaged?

I'm engaged to Blue, who I think is about two seconds away from calling it off.

...I should probably go back to Harrington House eventually, shouldn't I?

[derbyfuckingharrington]

//fact 1: derby Harrington is a cock hungry power bottom. Fact 2: Barbie Harrington is a dom who will own your dick and make you plead for the orgasm she’ll deny you.

[blondes-and-gingers]

//yeS INDEEDIE

[blondes-and-gingers]

//Going out! Will be back later~

[blondes-and-gingers]

//I seriously need to get ready but RPs;;;;