Freaky, Funky, Futuristic Monkey

Break into dance.

[micdotcom]

Watch: President Jimmy Carter tells Oprah America is no longer a democracy, it’s an oligarchy — and he’s not wrong.

[assgod]

Oprah always picks the best stories to share

[nameiscorey]

PREACH!

[pr1nceshawn]

[graveyard-whistler]

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AMINATION NEWS: After Backlash from its Teaser Trailer, THE EMOJI MOVIE has been cancelled.

[bob-belcher]

[animatedtvfilm]

[amalkova]

my fav team fabulous (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ based on Sera and Iron Bull banter about trebuchets and horn riding

[dustytulip]

bloodbuffy

[alternative-pinup]

Alternative Pinup girl

[naughtydogz]

“We don’t get to pick our start in this life. Real greatness is what you do with the hand you’re dealt”

[darksilenceinsuburbia]

Kent Rogowski: Love = Love, 2006-2008

Love=Love is a series of collages that were created using pieces of over 60 store bought puzzles. Although puzzle pieces are unique, and can only fit into one place within a puzzle, they are sometimes interchangeable within a brand. These puzzles were cut using the same die, but depict unrelated images. Using only the flowers and skies from each of the puzzles, I created a series of entirely new compositions by recombining the puzzle pieces. These spectacular, fantastical and surreal landscapes sit in direct contrast to the banal and bucolic images of the original puzzles. (artist statement)

[roachpatrol]

i’m angry but impressed

[bloodbuffy]

Fuck the system

[fuckyeahladybeard-deactivated20]

Ladybeard photo shoot with wedding dress ♡

[bloodbuffy]

This is has made me want a wedding dress for the first time in my life.

[beltsquid]

@rhiannon42 replied to your photoset

his posture in this game drives me bonkers. STAND UP STRAIGHT FOR GOD’S SAKE NATHAN

he’s gotta crouch down to gaze lovingly at Elena tho

[beltsquid]

Heh, a little detail I never noticed in Uncharted 3 before:

In the flashback to bitty Drake, Sully casually pockets a plantain* as he walks by the fruit stand; immediately after, tiny Nate yoinks the rotten mango and gets caught eating it.

It’s cute and sad that he’s trying so hard to show up Sully on casual street crime.

*(I mean I’m assuming they’re plantains an mangoes on account of the location)

[treelton]

Does your OTP ever have that one moment where you’re sort of like “and this is when I sold my soul.”

[rhiannon42]

“You all right?”

“Yeah. Never better. You?”

“Nothing that won’t heal.”

[preys]

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

[rainingpuns]

If you think of any fish puns, can you just let minnow?

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[morris-less]

I love herring bad fish puns! I just a-dory them! Some may flounder, make people say “Ono!”, but they just make my heart smelt.

[sanda715]

Quit carping them about fish jokes. They are whale aware of your bassic needs

[morris-less]

Quit? I cod perch here and go on all day! Goby or go home, I always say. Hake a mountain out of a molehill. I suggest you mullet over and get back to me.

[sanda715]

You’re looking a little crappy, you might want to find a sturgeon sometime soon

[morris-less]

How dorado you! You beta take that back. I’ll make you change your tuna and you’ll be saury!

[sanda715]

I’ll remorae you said that. Because I’m the GOLDfish and your “trout"a luck.

[morris-less]

You’re skate-ing on thin ice here. I don’t pike to fight, but I’m mad to the albacore. I’m so filled to the bream with your barbs, I just wish you haddock-ccepted defeat. Your puns blowfish. I’m the sole kingfish here. My puns are so tetramazing, fans scream ‘wahoo!’ 

[sanda715]

Okay that one killed me, you win. Well done, good sir/madam. Your puns are supreme

[morris-less]

Thanks for the pun battle, sir/madam! You also have mad s-krill. I’m sad to be fin-ished. It was an epic tail on an epic scale. 

[bloodbuffy]

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, JULIA?!"