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Chet Lo | 19 | artist | artwork: chetlo.tumblr.com

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[stephanieion]

So I was taking photos of my cat:

and he saw the little “on” light of my camera:

and kinda freaked out and tried to grab it:

but then:

[thecutestofthecute]

“”I WILL HAVE IT I WILL” 

[dekkmod-deactivated20200306]

[crowfootinmouth]

satin is a treadmill for snakes

[owlmylove]

please watch this

[koolaidicecubes-deactivated2020]

They’re probably so angry

[itcouldbefate]

[classypandaalpaca]

dude i got this for a friend for her 21st and she got so drunk she started crying because she was “drinking galaxies”

[ohcarararara]

THIS STUFF IS WEIRDLY DELICIOUS BUT IT. FUCKS. ME. UP. GIVE ME 5 BOTTLES.

[brandnewfashion]

flange5 can we cry while drinking galaxies together

[krusca]

yo my buddy gave me some of this it is pretty but it tastes nasty….like medicine or nyquill of some shit

[flange5]

krusca you can enjoy all the joys of the sparkles without the hell of the Viniq, for I have tasted of the purple and the red death and found them unworthy. What you want are these culinary pigments called luster dusts. I’ve used super pearl, nu silver, and super gold, but there are a bajillion colors, and you can drop a teeny bit in any liquid for the same effect in something that actually tastes good. My favorite was the gold in a red wine. 

It was about 200% sparklier and glowier than this bc my camera couldn’t handle it. 

The same wine with white looked like this

[krusca]

flange5 this!!!! is!!! incredible!!!!!! thank you for letting me know!!!!!!!!

[quirky-vulture]

greatpretending whynobritneybrittany I’m so glad that someone commented on how this shit tastes like grape Dimetapp. No one wants to be reminded of childhood illnesses while they’re trying to have a good time. It tastes weird on its own and makes anything you mix it with look gross. I’m gonna remember luster dusts, though. Looks like magic.

[flawlessvevo]

Yoncé: The Last Airbender

[ridingwithstrangers]

Architectural Density in Hong Kong

With seven million people, Hong Kong is the 4th most densely populated places in the world. However, plain numbers never tell the full story. In his ‘Architecture of Density’ photo series, German photographer Michael Wolf explores the jaw-dropping urban landscapes of Hong Kong. He rids his photographs of any context, removing any sky or horizon line from the frame and flattening the space until it becomes a relentless abstraction of urban expansion, with no escape for the viewer’s eye. Infinite and haunting.

Editor’s Note: Co-signed.

[gabrieldreyfuss]

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

THERE’S A SEQUEL

[susielesbian]

vine #1: “They say if you look at something for long enough, you’ll start to love it. [shouting] WELL I’LL BE SHOVING MY COCK IN THE FUCKING BRAKE LIGHTS”

vine #2: “Americans drive on that side of the road. But in England, on this side of the road, you sit here and [shouting] DO FUCKING NOTHING.”

vine #3: “Do you wanna live in London? Do you wanna live life in the fast lane? [shouting] GOOD FUCKING LUCK FINDING IT AHH.”

vine #4: “Here’s another joke. So this American guy walks into a bar. Then an Australian guy walks into the bar. Then a English guy–well, he can’t [shouting] FUCKING MAKE IT.”

vine #5: “You can’t just blame the foreigners for traffic, you can’t even just blame motorists for traffic. Sometimes it’s [shouting] FUCKING SANTA CLAU–”

[senorabasura]

i truly believe this guy’s vines will be the cause of death

[sohnyoungjae]

omg I love these

[thebestoftumbling]

[nope-deactivated20161202]

me everywhere

[manithuggin-deactivated20190105]

I’m the wth lady

[ssydneyhazel-deactivated2023040]

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

It looks like Renaissance painting and it’s just as beautiful 

[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[glitterweave]

The original zoobe

[cumdealer-deactivated20200206]

this is true art

[culturenlifestyle]

Annual Parade in the Netherlands Pays Homage to Vincent van Gogh with Massive Flower Floats

The Coro Zundert parade in the Netherlands celebrates the country’s reputation as a global supplier of dahlia flowers since 1936. This year 19 teams payed homage and drew inspiration from the work of Vincent van Gogh. The flowery floats are filled with imagery, colors and expressions from van Gogh’s signature style. The floats are now a mixture of tradition and urban art, which are a beautiful spectacle  to attend yearly. 

[markruffalo]

Awesome

[cheese24k]

Cat is very happy to see his owner after being 3 days alone.

[gryffindors-keeper]

“i demand to be loved”

[forhidden]

MEOWMEORMWOEMEOEMEOWWW

[ratsimons]

Hussein Chalayan SS09

[dope-kulture]

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

A condom that changes colour when it comes into contact with sexually transmitted infections has been invented by a group of school children.

The ’S.T.EYE’ has a built-in indicator to detect infections such as chlamydia and syphilis, turning a different colour depending on the strain of bacteria present.

It is the brainchild Daanyaal Ali, 14, Muaz Nawaz, 13 and Chirag Shah, 14, pupils at Isaac Newton Academy in Ilford, Essex, who wanted to “make detecting harmful STIs safer than ever before” without the need for invasive tests.

Daanyall said: “We created the S.T.EYE as a new way for STI detection to help the future of the next generation.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/a-condom-that-changes-colour-when-it-comes-into-contact-with-stis-has-been-invented-by-a-group-of-school-pupils-10339578.html

[onlyblackgirl]

See what happens when kids are aware of sex Ed?

[witchesandslippersandhoods]

“And you know, the fact is, nobody knew that they were prosthetic legs. They were the star of the show - these wooden boots peeking out from under this raffia dress - but in fact, they were actually legs made for me.”

Aimee Mullins, on her look in the Alexander McQueen S/S 1999 show.

[tocif]

In Japanese folklore, Gashadokuro, also known as Odokuro, are giant skeletons, fifteen times taller than an average person, and are constructed from the bones of people who have died from starvation. Their bones are collected into this giant skeleton creature which is filled with intense anger and a thirst for human blood. He wanders around at night, grinding his teeth and making a “gachi gachi” sound. The giant skeleton towers so high above the ground and walks so quietly that he can be almost invisible. The only warning you get when the giant skeleton is near is a strange and inexplicable ringing in your ears.

If the Gashadokuro finds you, he will reach down with his bony hand and snatch you off the ground. Then he will pluck your head off and suck the blood out of your headless body until his thirst is quenched.