sorry trans neil and cis andrew but after they have their first time, andrew (who usually wants to be alone after these moments, even if they were focused on neil, so its expected that w/ this event being focused on both of them that he'd take a break okay) just sits neil down on the toilet and just stands there rigidly. waiting.
neils like: ?
andrew's tryna make sure his man doesn't get a uti from not pissing after sex so he says: piss.
neils still like: ?????? (though at this point i think the point would be clear and andrew would walk out now)
like its just the idea of neil not knowing basic health things like that and andrew going out of his way to research and know about risks and stuff for neil is just so them. and also weirdly sweet
also something something andrew wearing nail polish frequently but before a carefully premediated and thought out night at columbia, he strips his nails clean and short, because he doesn't want them to chip inside of neil. like andrew i see your laser sharp focus on sex but ur also a fake idgafer i see ur little yearning eyes










