♡ 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 ♡

you strangle me with flowers that i gave to you.

[drefvalentine]

a comprehensive list of possible apartment maintenance issues, according to the online portal:

you either have spiders or its something else

[drdaanvondutch]

[drdaanvondutch]

[sailorbrazil]

would you free this beast knowing it could cost your life?

[thejohncarver]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Big if true

[switchingtogeico]

[switchingtogeico]

[browsedankmemes]

Not taking any chances

[beggars-opera]

Aren’t you glad covid didn’t happen in 2005 like all the scene kids would be calling the new variant the omnomnomicron with a cartoon dinosaur or something

[s0ph1sticated]

I made you a vaccine but I eated it

[unbotheredmuse]

[evangelionreference]

[amazoogle]

the primal urge to fucking smash these types of bulbs against the nearest hard surface and poison your home with mercury or whatever

[r4cs0]

[momir]

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

[thefirstpaleontologist]

[cat-source]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

she wants to gentol totche too

[oceantoyz]

[grox]

[wingsfromwhere]

Hardstyle mfs be like "no you dont get it you need to snort coke for the song to be good"

[theoreocat]

What are your pet’s favourite places?

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Pudding does not wish to be seen but wishes to remain warm

[mutantrenegade]

the way she talks like this is a childrens book is kinda giving me life

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Pudding rejects the mortifying ordeal of being known

[mindlikethetide]

MORRIS | Di-Jiang (帝江) / Hun-Dun (混沌) Mountain patron god in Chinese mythology; a being of primal chaos with no facial features, four wings, and six legs; lives in a perpetual state of confusion and loves to sing and dance. VFX Breakdown | Info

[headspace-hotel]

that sure is