Mona would be a very loving and nurturing mother yet undeniably a very bad influence on her kid(s), she’d be saying shit like,
“it’s okay to say that you hate that boy sweetie, everyone has that one person that they’d love to see face down in a ditch on the interstate, it’s a part of growing up.”
“Remember to twist the knife after stabbing someone, that way the wound won’t close and they’ll bleed out faster, now let’s go over how to properly dispose of a body and we’ll get some lunch!”
”awww sweetheart, if you want to make friends I’ll pack a rag and some chloroform with your lunch and you can bring one of your little classmates home, I’ll leave the basement door unlocked for you.”
“No honey, you can’t have a sip of momma’s beer, you’ll have to wait till you’re at least thirteen, that’s the age when I started drinking.”
*Mona’s kid is watching My Little Pony in the same room while she’s painting* “Ugh, I don’t understand why the purple one doesn’t just kill her friends, they are all nothing but nuisances, especially the pink one.”
“Life is only worth living if you’re living it with no personal limits, anything your body craves is your right to pursue, no matter how taboo… so yes, of course you can have some cake before dinner sweetie!” ❤️❤️❤️
