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alox • any pronouns • no longer active here, moved to @beachghoulz :)

[deanwinchesterapologist]

I hope every 19 year old is ok eventually I'm so fucking serious. If you're 19 stay safe out there it'll be ok love you

[dakrapatops]

hey hey karat imagine not being able to respond to this ask >:)

your balls will explode on april 10th 2025

[bloodlustcas]

today is the day

[romenthenoodle]

i logged back into my old blog and see your ask about piss juice...... evil

IM LITERALLY HAVING PISS JUICE RN THATS CRAZY

[bloodlustcas]

HORRENDOUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF

[chrissyjoshys]

man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr

[english-history-trip]

[klngfili]

merry the fellowship leaves rivendell day to all who celebrate it

[quixoticanarchy]

[ID: a google search for “when does the fellowship leave rivendell”, with the search results displaying “25 December: Frodo and the Fellowship leave Rivendell.” /end ID]

[doodlegirll]

This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

[laughconfetti]

this has been in my queue for an entire year

[catchymemes]

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[zobb]

christmas eve what about christmas adam

[qoti]

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

[forfuturereferenceonly]

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

[theguilteaparty]

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[shojo]

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

[kzaketchum-deactivated20170819]

Happy Christmas Adam

[ludicolo]

me: new jersey fucking sucks

new jersey:

me: never mind new jersey fucking rules 

[ludicolo]

i was wondering why ppl were rbing this old ass post. happy danny devito day

[that-aster]

Missed it last year, won’t miss it again.

[gandalfthequeer]

the only time of the year this can be posted

[klngfili]

Happy low opacity elrond day to all who celebrate it

[skywewe]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SHINING STARS, THE LIGHTS OF MY LIFE

[googlepliers]

Happy 21st of September!

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[kleeklutch]

[rikusqueenofhearts]

[balillee-deactivated20260220]

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

[iampattonsanders]

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

[applejuicewerewolf]

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

[rabbitheartedfool]

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

[wardenaristraith]

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

[ya0ishi]

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger