top ten tiptup terror moments

minor // he/she + neos // main is @miro-miiro // icon by @churomo

[bloodstainedbutch]

lavatown-inbound -> editorbur

mutuals like if seen ^_^

[bloodstainedbutch]

do u guys miss editorbur... u can tell me

[evilnicegirl]

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

[cipheramnesia]

girl help, I have a gallon of milk in my basket

[thea-nymo]

There's a great solution to this! Absolute life hack!!! (!)

You can just drink the milk to make the basket lighter again

[cipheramnesia]

I have been banned from Trader Joe's again.

[thea-nymo]

There's a great solution to this! Absolute life hack!!! (!!)

Just wear a fake mustache to get around this.

[cipheramnesia]

I have been detained for impersonating a surgeon 😢

[thea-nymo]

There's a great solution to this! Absolute life hack!!! (!!!)

Just impersonate a judge to overrule the detention

[cipheramnesia]

Too late, I have murdered everyone. 😅

[thea-nymo]

There's a great solution to this! Absolute life hack!!! (!!!!)

You can just do some minor necromancy to solve this!

[cipheramnesia]

Help, I have unleashed the dark forces of an extradimensional reality. ☺

[thea-nymo]

There's a great solution to this! Absolute life hack!!! (!!!!!)

You can just use some lemon juice to clean uo the dark forces of an extradimensional reality.

[cipheramnesia]

Wow! I tried this amazing life hack and it really worked!

Anyway, I gotta go to the store. Outta milk.

[bloodstainedbutch]

crash

[bloodstainedbutch]

i post mostly on my main now <3 you can find me at @miirorange

[hey-its-puddlesock]

You know what? Picrew chain! I think we all deserve to be cute cartoon drawings

@yourpersonaltimebomb @arcadiii @dashdoodles @cute-as-buttons @skibs-scribbles anybody interested?

[spider-shoes-archive]

thanks for the tag cloudy :]

@solardrink @pips-squeak @nyctophilia-darknessmyoldfriend and anyone else who wants to do it :]

[solardrink]

Ty for the tag spidey!! ^_^

Taggin @ccranboopos @ranboosleftnostril @ra-mt @pixiecaps @rosysugarr @alex-anon @icyisweird and @numberstati0n ! And anyone who wants to do it !!! ^_^ no stress

[alex-anon]

Thanks for the tag!!

And ummm @kaedyu @toobs and anyone else!! No pressure <3

[aamkulfi-moved-deactivated20240]

HELLO!!! literally HEYYYYY HI OMG HELLO!!! ^_^ <3

well. @shubbleyt @tubbolive @wwwghostburcom @editorbur come engage in quintessential cringe tumblr culture …

[bloodstainedbutch]

yass ^_^ quirked up white boy busts it down sexual style etc etc

umm @wisp-exe @moondrop-jellyfish hi kings get over here!!!!

[loudlyunladylike]

Wilbur: Being me, I wanted to go investigate the asbestos room

Tommy: You wanted to kill me!!

[conarcoin]

mcytblr vs mcyttwt is wild bc on mcyttwt you have 14 year olds getting in stan wars and on mcytblr you have a physicist claiming to have discovered a new particle they plan on naming after tommyinnit

[lovejoypilled]

sometimes i wonder if c!wilbur wasnt canonically mentally ill and shows outward symptoms of personality disorders, would the fandom still call every word he says a “manipulation?”

[b4rfbrain]

garments by maya ventour

[nyxrsh]

Guitar lessons :D

[cobble-stone]

i think we all collectively moved on from the “he loves me” scene too quickly . it’s been months and i still lose my mind every time i remember it

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[navy-leader]

Mikail

[dmbakura]

literary analysis is dead becuz u legit get people like “this character is a bad character because they made a decision or a mistake that resulted in a problem that must be repaired within the narrative” like yes Jennifer that’s called conflict and its integral to every story that exists ever.

[sprucewoodmpreg]

if we’re mutuals just know that while i probably will never ever message you i’ll still kick my legs and twirl my hair around my finger and let out a longing sigh like a crushing schoolgirl whenever i see your url in my notes

[boobachu]

I’m eating hamburger helper except I used ground turkey instead of beef.

[sprucewoodmpreg]

that’s awesome man

[coffito]

Now I'm interested

mcytblr people what did you major/ are you majoring in ?🎤