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setheverman

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

setheverman

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

yeagrave

a little t4t jayvik as a treat

lazylittledragon

welcome to my crack au where everything was fine and nothing bad ever happened to anyone

nushanchel

Post-canon jayvik 3/?

(Viktor very much has his emotions back)

nushanchel

Jayvik Postcanon comic 2/?

sraithpics

I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.

sraithpics

IT’S FINALLY PRIDE MONTH, TIME TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN.

jottingprosaist

told my cabbie for the 3am airport trip that I was feeling a bit nauseous and he immediately took my bag away from me and said "Trip to the airport is 12 dollars. I'll drive slow." and then he did-- no fast corners, very gentle stops at the lights. and I was willing to pay the extra few dollars for it, but when the meter hit $12 he clicked stop and let me ride the rest of the way free. and it might just be the insanity of waking up at 2:30 after 4 hours of sleep but I was really emotional about it. Like ok Mr Sandeep, the world is still good actually.

aziz-reads

"Feed me and tell me I'm pretty" except it's "reblog something and tell me I'm not a fraud"

hiveswap

Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical

hiveswap

Me upon being isekaid to a fantasy world: you say you dont have magic but you conjured up that frog the other day whats with that

Wizard who spent decades mastering his craft, understands how and why it works, and processes it entirely as a regular part of his day to day life: did you just call creature conjuring magic

katarh-mest

Works the other way around too in isekais.

that wizard: and you said you don't have magic in your world but there are lights that come on, that do not use candles or flames or emit any heat at all, the moment that you walk into a room? you don't even have to say anything?

me, squirming uncomfortably: for a while there an earlier version ran off of two claps

the wizard: an earlier version of what? the spell? the spell you use to make the lights come on?

crazy-pages

Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic, and sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology.

sandersstudies

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

sandersstudies

Modern writing advice: Yes your protagonist should have flaws but ultimately we should root for them and like them from the beginning :)

Charles Dickens: Here is the worst ugliest rudest meanest nastiest bitch you’ve ever met in your life.

sandersstudies

Modern writing advice: Make sure your POV character goes through a significant arc! Make sure they are changed by the narrative! Make sure they learn a lesson!

Narrators of every book of the 19th century: the lesson I learned is these people fucking suck, sayonara you freaks

sandersstudies

Modern writing advice: It’s all about the character overcoming obstacles and learning! They learn their lesson so they can fix their mistakes and make good choices in the future! It’s a character arc! It’s called growth! Readers love it!

Everyone from ancient times through the 19th century: would you like to watch a Guy fuck up twenty times in a row

coldgoldlazarus

animentality

solardrink

slowtovvn

This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

goverment-agency-bracket

Yeah, I am going to signal boost this rq

pukicho

Is being a Tumblr-famous-person a hard job?

Think of what a marine goes through, and then quadruple it

question-asker

What does a marine go through?

pukicho

Gay sex

#i read that shit as hand job #which is also a need for being tumblr famus

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

there is. lizard in the house. what is the polite way to deal with this situation?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i am lacking in social niceties. what are the rules of hospitality in this particular circumstance? truly I've no wish to be rude

moltenparadox

I guess maybe trap them under a cup and put them outside?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

attempted to diplomatically put forth this suggestion, at which point negotiations broke down. the lizard has scampered, and is currently hiding either within or behind the closet. tumblr please instruct on proper protocol

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

a few of you instructed me to instruct the lizard to pay rent. this feels remarkably ungenerous to me. you don't know that lizard's personal circumstances.

far far more of you instructed me to pay the lizard rent, as the property in question now belongs to the lizard. This is correct and I thank you for the sound legal advice.