The Martian ( Book ) Starters
“I’m pretty much fucked. That’s my considered opinion. Fucked.”
“What you know? I’m in command.”
“My asshole is doing as much to keep me alive as my brain.”
“Astronauts are inherently insane.”
“One in three, based on empirical data. That’s pretty bad when you think about it.”
“How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.”
“Everything went great right up to the explosion.”
“Rover experimental missions will be ‘Sirius’ missions. Get it? Dogs? Well if you don’t, fuck you.”
“I guess you could call it a ‘failure’, but I prefer the term ‘learning experience’.”
“It would kill me to death!”
“Brought product to surface of Mars. It stopped working, 0/10.”
“Really looking forwards to not dying.”
[text]: Look a pair of boobs! -> (.Y.)
“I don’t want to come off as arrogant here, but I’m the best botanist on the planet.”
“I’m your face, Neil Armstrong!”
“Anything, oh God, ANYTHING but Disco!”
[text]: Please tell them that each and every one of their mothers is a prostitute.
“We’re talking about mutiny!”
“That makes me a pirate! A space pirate!”
“It’s a stupid idea. I’m not doing it.”
“It’s true you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.”
“Yes, there are assholes who just don’t care, but they’re massively outnumbered by the people who do.”
“This is the happiest day of my life.”