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haven't used this platform in forever, wanted to plug a short horror story i wrote 🫪 on issue 12 of manywor(l)ds (wonderful folks im grateful to work with☝️)

an agoraphobic woman is consumed by grief, nostalgia, & an old school video store

I couldn’t tell you when the video store became a black hole. It was gradual, for sure, like the death of a star. It was only meant to be a

citrinekay

he's forty years old. he's babygirl. he's unhinged. he's creating problems for himself and everyone else. he's god's favorite punching bag. he's a whore. he's pathetic. he's my poor little meow meow

delgado-master

I hate Gandalf big naturals because he deserves wrinkly, saggy, old person boobs.

mosswall

Yeah? Yeah!!

icaruskey

y’all he clearly had plastic surgery to give himself those plush pillows. You’re really gonna shame a man doing what feels good to him?

Gandalf deserves the perkiest tits in all of Middle Earth

delgado-master

But then they’re his big artificials

sexygaywizard

Gandalf is a wizard and a divine spirit and he can have whatever kind of titties he fucking wants.

Also 1) images of Gandalf with older/saggier tits exist and 2) If you want more, nothing’s stopping you from making them yourself

I won’t have any goddamn Gandalf Big Naturals disrespect in my tower. Now put an old wizard titty in your mouth and shut up

delgado-master

OK, I’m sorry Gandalf.

kinka-juice

A wizard is never too saggy nor too perky, he has precisely the boobs he means to.

evilwizard

that’s so wise

owainigo

Makima as a discord mod

meru90

Yakuza

guerrillatech

hackfurs

sorry this isn’t going to work out. no its not anything you did its just… your fursona. it doesn’t have a complimentary color palette with mine. all the commissioned art we got together has awful color composition. there. i said it. please stop crying.

belligerentbagel

hey young blood, doesn’t it feel like our time is running out?

kilgaaarra

I'm in such a mood for my characters:') 👉👈

anneemay

boingeaux

Their relationship is something so special

dingdongyouarewrong

just so you know i know this dynamic is toxic and i'm not romanticizing it :/ i'm actually sexualizing it

animescreencolle

ohevoyev

i wanna see a hannibal-level psychosexual obsession between two normal people. like some freak who works at a deli counter and the city bus driver who buys sandwiches with anchovies on purpose