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@bloodybrandi
No ma’am, we can’t just move the dragon. Yes ma’am, we’ve tried in the past. No it’s not because we’re incapable of doing it, it’s because no one on staff today speaks Draconic. Yes ma’am, we will get incinerated if we don’t communicate with it in Draconic. Yes ma’am, we have done in a few good workers that way, gods bless their souls. No ma’am they’re not dead, their hairline was just lost in the line of fire
eco-friendly naughty children get wind turbines in their stockings for christmas
My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji
Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,
i actually have a perfectly healthy relationship with substances and sleep and food and sex
the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life
hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert
Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.
VIETNAM HAS MOSS FROGS.
THEY LIVE IN MOSS.
THEY ARE CUTE AS FUCK!
Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Now lets go live the way of the moss frog.
one of the best sentences I've read on Wikipedia
Beautiful, no notes. (Found it on Facebook, tracked it back to Reddit)
[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!
it's okay to block people for being mildly annoying unless of course it's me in that case you're just gonna have to suck it up sorry
Apple fanboys also always say “you can buy a dongle to have an audio jack” but listen. I have a dongle. I live with the dongle. I carry the dongle with me every day. I wouldn’t wish the dongle on my worst enemy. It is so long, and white. It’s humiliating. There’s a penis metaphor in there somewhere for someone who has the ability to feel emasculated. It’s bad for me, and it’s bad for the Apple brand. Owning the dongle is a daily admission that I bought an incomplete device. Also, the dongle doesn’t survive well in a pocket
