Ruby Droplets

So, new plan. This is my fun tumblr. i post whatever I want here. I honestly dont know why any of you are following me. And I would like to believe im funny, but honestly, im just an asshole. Yaaaay!

[maxxie-or-smth]

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

[electronicpuppykryptonite]

reblorg if you're a furry, a tranny, a faggot, a freak and/or a pervert!

[thenegoteator]

Sharing tea with a fascinating stranger is one of life’s true delights.

[thehighground-deactivated202303]

[bloodydroplets]

I think the part that makes them so well liked is that both made terrible mistakes that they had to live with and learn from.

[twiliightprincess]

Share this pic and good fortune will come ur way

[translesbianethics]

[o-sacra-virgo-laudes-tibi]

Maybe if she'd asked first? I mean, we have so little control over the class as it is, maybe she was having a bad day, just ask first.

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

ask to turn around in your own house

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Ask to turn around in your own house

[bloodydroplets]

Be sure to disturb the entire class, stopping the teaching, wasting all that time instead of grabbing the charger sitting right behind you taking you 2.5secs. get that boot out of your throat and try to breathe, hunny

[mjalti]

[bloodydroplets]

On the other hand, if you just need to vent, loved ones and family are great avenues and so is your therapist!

[jasper-rolls]

like, i’m pretty sure tiktok has existed for longer than vine did at this point but i’m yet to actually see an “iconic” tiktok. like people always caption like “this tiktok is ICONIC” but i’ve never seen one stay in the public consciousness for any longer than the 2 minutes it appears on my timeline. i never see people quote tiktoks or like, act them out with their friends or anything, not a single tiktok i’ve seen has had any actual staying power

meanwhile i can just say like “ROAD work ahead?” and i would bet a good chunk of you have just read that in the guy’s voice. i still see people tag things like “i wish i was jared, 19″. one night at the bar where i work we started an impromptu dance party purely by saying “hi, i’m renata bliss, and i’ll be your freestyle dance teacher”

i guess brevity really is the soul of wit

[jasper-rolls]

everyone calling me a boomer for this take has confirmed for me that people literally don’t know what boomer means

[bloodydroplets]

The point is to be forgettable

[emirrart]

Thank u discord

[birdsareblooming]

Knuckles’s pronouns are Knuckles/Knuckles

[azuretheshitposter]

is nobody going to talk about how eggman is nothing but lgbt rights in this comic

[khatharsis42]

He’s a bad guy, but he’s not a bad guy

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[bloodydroplets]

Ya'll really slept on Sonic animated series, huh...

[kkachi95]

Some people: technology advanced too fast between ATLA and LOK

Real life:

(This is a comparison of military technology fielded by the avatar universe and our world in a similar timeframe)

[vitaaeternus]

I also feel like bending and relying on that (mako generating lightening as a power source for the city instead of power plants) slowed down their tech progress. Also that most of the scientists and inventors are non benders!

Kind of like how is hp universe wizards have little to no tech or advancment bc they rely on magic so heavily!

[bloodydroplets]

We also had like.... 6 wars... They only had 1.

[aww-cute-animals]

Animals That ESCAPED From The Zoo

[skelegun]

The arrow really clears things up

[bloodydroplets]

So... It was a lion and a bunch of violent rabid pigs?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sindri42]

fucking finally

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

[robertdeniro]

How I sleep knowing I’m not watching any of that

[bloodydroplets]

What about the new bill and ted movie?

[constant-diablerie]

HEY TUMBLR WHAT’S WITH THIS HMMM

[bloominhibiscus-deactivated2022]

FUCK YOU I’M REBLOGGING THIS

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thatdisasterauthor]

This trend of faking a continuation of normality during the apocalypse using mannequins and other forms of fake people is not one I am fond of.

[dauntlessdiva]

I, on the other hand, find it hilarious and am quite fond of it.

[volaee]

In fallout when you’re like “but why would they leave the mannequins there.”

[jaylor]

he’s literally rigging the election and next to nothing’s being done about it what the actual fucking living hell

[bloodydroplets]

This man needs to rot in prison for the rest of his traitorous life

[nochiquinn]

So you might have seen this image going around the internet.

[ID: A high school hallway crammed with shoulder-to-shoulder teenagers, about three of whom are wearing masks. End ID.]

This is a high school in my area. This was the first day back. This picture, taken by a student, went viral (ha), and the superintendent was more or less forced to make a statement. It’s long and it’s a lot of bullshit but here’s the big stupid part.

“One area where we have received a good deal of feedback is mask use in our schools. Wearing a mask is a personal choice and there is no practical way to enforce a mandate to wear them. What we will do is continue to strongly encourage all students and staff to wear masks.”

If I have to explain to you the staggering level of bullshit in this statement, then you’ve never been an AFAB person in high school. Tank top? Sent home. Jeans too tight? Home. Collarbones showing? Home. Never mind the application of out-of-school suspension, which is its own kind of bullshit that we’re not here to discuss today. If you can send someone home for showing too much ankle you can send them home for not wearing a mask.

I’ve seen pushback against him on Twitter but they’ve already proven they don’t give a shit what we think, or care about the safety of the students OR staff. Only that things look like they’ve gone back to normal.

So it’d be a real shame if people from all over blew up their phones at 770-443-8000 or used faxzero.com to send 5 free faxes per day to 770-443-8089 making known their concerns about this anti-response to a massive public health risk. Make it a national issue and maybe shame our government into acting like they’ve got a single brain cell between them. It’d just be real upsetting. I’m just saying.

[nochiquinn]

HEY GUESS WHAT IT’S WORSE THAN THAT

“ Within days of that workout, several North Paulding [football] players had tested positive for the coronavirus. The school’s parents were notified just hours before the first day of class.”

“James’ parents saw the photograph that had been circulating Tuesday and told him, ‘You are not going back to school again,’ he said. But a few hours later, his mother had spoken to the school and was told that students who ‘chose not to go to school’ could face suspension or expulsion.“

“Any student found criticizing the school on social media could face disciplinary consequences.”

This is a fraction of the article, please read the whole thing. I didn’t know about the expulsion threats - there was a literal three-day window to enroll for virtual. These kids are forced to choose between their health and their academic career. I can’t form words, I’m so fucking mad. Please don’t let them get away with this unscathed - Kemp either, this is his goddamn fault.

[bloodydroplets]

Im male, i was sent home for a tag on my pants because i refused to let them take a fuckin knife and cut it off. They can kiss my unstabbed ass if they think they arent able to make masks mandatory. Also, if no one shows up, they can expel everyone. So, challenge that shit.

[jehovahhthickness]

Whose fault is that, buddy?

[ancientawan-deactivated20240913]

learn how to make ya self cum on the dick simple

[jehovahhthickness]

That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.

[ancientawan-deactivated20240913]

lmao ok

[jehovahhthickness]

[ancientawan-deactivated20240913]

and if you really knew ur body you wouldn’t have problems cummin Is it really that fuckin hard to ride a dick and make yourself cum foreal ?

[samurai-flocka]

She’s probably lazy af in the bed 😂😂

[jehovahhthickness]

^^^ These are the type of men y'all shouldn’t be giving your pussy too

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

News flash: when a person with a vagina masturbates, theyre touching the parts that set them off. If your dick game cant get them off it means YOUR GAME IS WEAK BECAUSE YOU LACK KNOWLEDGE HOW TO GET THEM OFF. WHAT A CONCEPT.

[soorayray]

Your Mcm doesn’t know how to stimulate your vagina during sex and thinks it’s your fault.

[bloodydroplets]

Also, who wants sex to only last 3 minutes? Id rather spend 20minutes loving someone than 3minutes gettin off. Also, if your dick game aint good enough, use your hands you boring excuse for a dildo.

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

Different Stories Resonate with Different People

[lovingmyselfishard]

I will always reblog this.

[brightwanderer]

I once spent three hours scouring the internet to find this comic again, I will not let that be repeated.