tea & spite & pitch black night

That's what little monsters are made of! Mars, he/him, 26, Canadian. Queer, ace, & absolute nutcase. I love music, art, and fandoms, among other things. I'm punk as funk! Ao3: @Birdie_Castellan Please don't be afraid to say hi! Promise I don't bite... Much

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[okbluejays]

wait we actually traded for simeon woods richardson

[bluegiragi]

morning run

(shower scene will be on patreon)

[the-littlest-goblin]

technically it's only queerbait if it's leveraged for publicity. otherwise it's just sparkling "your ship didn't happen get over it"

[bluejays-sunnydays]

well fuck me

[erniesgoldglove]

its a shame there wasnt a baseball game today

[baseball-birdies]

Can we like crowndfund to hire our own Etsy Witch to cancel out whatever curse has befallen the Jays? Positive vibes are just not cutting it

[travisdermotts]

honestly it's refreshing to hear caleb say that stuff cause it's been a little annoying listening to everyone on the broadcast pretend like they're not playing badly

[stereomike]

double plays are so sexy when my team turns them

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[lilolilyr]

Things You Said While High On Meds

Summary: Whatever Cliff had expected when he had heard that he would be babysitting a stoned-to-the-tonsils Ilya Rozanov, it hadn't been this...

Or: Ilya is very very frustrated: high on pain meds after getting his wisdom teeth removed, he just wants one thing and that is to get flowers for his pretty Montreal Shane, but he can't do that without knowing his address :( Really, Marly should be more understanding of his plight!

3k words, no warnings apply, POV Cliff Marleau

Read on Ao3 • more Hollanov • all fandoms

[lilolilyr]

Almost forgot to add my Hollanov tag list (lmk if you want me to add you to or take you off the list) @toboldlynerd @live-laugh-love-ao3 @spookyvoidangelskeleton @scentedsandwichgarden-blog

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[tinylilhollander]

I just think, upon getting back to their hotel room after their first MLH Awards as a married couple (where they were both nominated but Shane won MVP), Ilya should begin frantically undressing his husband, kissing him like he's been fighting not to all night, only to find that Shane is wearing a plug.

"But how did you...? Have you been wearing this the whole time? The whole ceremony?"

Shane is so fucking pleased with himself. "Surprise."

"So this is what you meant when you said you have big plans if you win. What if I won?"

And Shane tugs down Ilya's briefs so he can finally get to his cock after hours of shifting uncomfortably in his seat just desperate for it.

"Well, good thing you've always liked my plans, huh?"

[marmelade-sky]

hollanov doing the hand size comparison thing and Shane's hand is bigger. He's bashful about it, because he loves feeling a bit small around Ilya (and Ilya can lift him up etc). Meanwhile, Ilya is instantly so hard that he loses vision for a second.

[l3irdl3rain]

Junior has the sillies tonight and he wants Arthur to play with him. Arthur is less convinced

[kyrstin]

[sophsun1]

Happy Pride 🌈 | The Golden Girls (1985-1992)

[teh-nos]

this fic is so good i hope i write it