tea & spite & pitch black night

That's what little monsters are made of! Mars, he/him, 27, Canadian. Queer, ace, & absolute nutcase. I love music, art, and fandoms, among other things. I'm punk as funk! Ao3: @Birdie_Castellan Please don't be afraid to say hi! Promise I don't bite... Much

[nuge]

brother from another mother

vladdy jr. & sanchez | PHI @ TOR | 2026.06.09

[stereomike]

weird how there was no ballgame today

[basingballs]

I will welcome the Tampa r*ys with a taser . Get away from me ❤️

[eepyfourty]

how is jays lb trending is there nothing else going on on this site goddamn

[berniecement]

and now a four game series against the rays? oof

[gay-stuff-is-happening-here]

one sided conversation

May 23rd 2026

[sailyourshipsaroundme]

Every time I see them in the dugout it's Scherzer in Yapbot 3000 mode while Trey's internal monologue is the Mii Channel theme being played on a jug

[honeyybrii]

shane effortlessly defying ilya's internal self deprecation with the most blunt, heartstopping, to the point sincerity is such an important part of their dynamic to me

"but you know me, i'm lazy, so." "i don't know that side of you at all."

"is that what we are going to do? relax?" "i hope so. i would like to relax with you. for once."

"because you like to be bad." "hey, that's not what this is. you and me. maybe it was at first but, not now, and not for a long time."

to the point where it even usurps other peoples interpretations of ilya before he gets the chance to internalize them -

"but, you hate him." "no. i mean, i get that. but no. i love him."

and ilya has that exact same subtly gobsmacked expression every time he does it

[thundergrace]

WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY FAVORITE TELEVISION SERIES OF ALL TIME (it's not out yet)

[valtsv]

do you think killing and hurting people and hitting them with hammers and blowing them up is epic and based irl

[anxietyproblem]

[sladucer]

Compatible.

[strawbeb]

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

[ellisonwongparty]

the way rr/tierney introduce ilya is so funny to me because when you first see him you're just like jeez this guy is such an asshole why is he like this. and then seconds later it's just like um it's because he has a 1) dead mom 2) who killed herself 3) an abusive dad 4) with alzheimers 5) a brother 6) who verbally abuses him on the phone 7) when ilya refuses to wire him 50 bands all at once 8) all while he spends new years eve all alone in the grossest motel you've ever seen 9) and he's bisexual.

and you're just like. well shit. that will do it i guess.

[angel-mistakes]

The Vegas Rooftop Kiss Goes a Little Differently (Relationship Reveal/Outed)

Ilya still crowds Shane against the wall, Shane still gives into the kiss but only barely before pushing Ilya back forcefully and telling him to "never do this again" (meaning kissing in public) before walking away. Years later, during the tuna-melt era, a video comes out. Someone on the rooftop bar, drawn by the yelling, saw the whole thing and recorded it and only now decides to post it. It goes viral on twitter. Ilya's on his couch, unable to sleep at 3AM, when Svetlana calls him from Paris warning him about what awaits when the sun starts to rise and more people in North America start seeing it.

He and Shane's secret is out. But then he thinks... it's not out completely. He watches the video again, a glutton for punishment, and thinks it can be taken a different way if he gets in control of it. That people will see what he wants them to see. He knows he's fucked regardless. His management from Russia will drop him and the damage is done already-- he can never return to Russia. Whatever he would be advised to say, there's nothing that would keep him safe if he ever stepped a foot back home. But he can still help Shane, who's with his perfect girlfriend Rose Landry now. He doesn't need this mess and if Ilya's able, he'll clean it up as best as he can before Shane even wakes up. Maybe it's what he owes to him for being an idiot and kissing him in public all those years ago. Maybe it's what he owes him for being stupid enough to say Shane's name like they could ever be more than something that lives in the dark. Shane's through with him, maybe hates him. Will probably hate him once he wakes up to this. But Ilya can still do one last thing for Shane before it really is over forever. Ilya and Svetlana work on a statement for the next hour without getting approval from any management or organization. It's a statement that will have Shane wake up to less of a shit show. Hopefully. Ilya's thankful for the small mercy that it was him that initiated the kiss back in Vegas. He just hopes everyone believes the lie he and Svetlana spin... When Shane wakes up, he sees notification after notification. Then he sees the statement that Ilya made on twitter regarding the video that had him have a panic attack in bed: "When I was young, I stupidly thought there was someone who maybe had the same secret I did. I was wrong and made a poor decision. He was a little more than surprised by my actions and it left us both embarrassed. "Hollander, I’m sorry you’ve been dragged into this by a mistake I made when we were kids. I’m sorry my misreading of a moment has brought only more embarrassment to you so many years later. I’m sorry it’s caused speculation about your life and relationship. "And I’m sorry there are people who believe our rivalry on the ice would ever stem from you being capable of hate. Unlike many of my colleagues, Shane Hollander would never hate me over that. Being annoying, yes. Being a better player, also yes. Being into men? Not so much. "Sorry to disappoint everyone but the only one here with a secret is me. Hollander is too boring for complicated things. "And to be transparent: I am bisexual. That's the first time I've said it out loud. Being from Russia and the career I have, it's something I've had to keep hidden for survival. But I am not ashamed. "Maybe a little ashamed a rejection from years got posted but never for who I am and always have been." Shane reads it for what it is. It's protection. A shield Ilya's made for Shane out of his own flesh.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i’m proud of you for facing the days you really don’t want to face

[m1stl3t03]

i can try to pretend, i can try to forget

but it's driving me mad

[mojsvijet]

fun fact: baby louis