Hello, my freaky darlings

Rodney Skinner, Gentleman Thief I thought invisibility would be a boon to my work. Well, you can imagine, it was my undoing. Once you're invisible, it's bloody hard to turn back. - Independent League of Extraordinary Gentlemen RP blog. FC: Tony Curran (and various bits of empty air)

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“Anyone thinkin’ invisibility gives you any sort of power in this world clearly ain’t stepped on a sharp rock. Without shoes, mind you.”

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“Three guesses how many extra abilities come package deal with bein’ invisible? I’ll give you one for free--you can’t just go around stepping on broken glass everywhere suddenly, I’ll tell you that much.”

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wintermae‌: 

“Pft. Please. You are most definitely fond of us–Definitely fond of Edgar.”

“And what, you’re gonna go and tell him that, are you?”

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wintermae‌:

“Aww you’re fond of us.”

“I am not. There you go, gettin’ ideas again.”

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wintermae‌: 

“Do you really think I’d do that to Edgar?”

“Course not. But you could, and I’d’ve thought no less of you, because I know he’d tell you anyway.”

[wintermae]

bloodyhardtoturnback replied to your post: “How did you get this address?”

“…that’s nefarious, that is. As a spy, I’m offended.”

“By offended do you mean slightly impressed?”

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“When spyin’s used against me? Absolutely not. Don’t go gettin’ ideas. Besides, could’ve gotten away with it if you’d just incriminated Edgar instead. ”

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"If that had been permanent, I’d have been very upset."

“Oh, pipe down, it wasn’t nearly that bad. And pardon me for sayin’, but boo hoo if it were permanent. Can’t imagine what that’s like, now can I?”

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If that had been permanent, I’d have been very upset. - cian

“Oh, you’d’ve been upset? Well, I’ll keep that in mind, Wouldn’t want to go offendin’ the Great Cat and all.”

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I didn’t know that you were such a bare-faced liar. All that time pretending that you weren’t a hero?

“I’ll take it as a compliment that I beat the human lie-detector in something, but don’t go spreading that around, got it? I’d have to make an example of something.”

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See, now that’s your biggest mistake–thinking that I need them to protect me. -justholybranches!Edgar

“Oh, come off it, no one’s saying you need protection, they’re sayin’--will you put down the bloody axe already?--they’re saying you don’t go into this sort of thing without back-up, is all.”

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League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Sentence Starters

You're probably too young to know, but _____ is always in some peril.

Automatic rifles? Who in God's name has automatic rifles?

My underlings call me ____. My superiors call me ____.

Do we get to blow something up, then?

Is this some parlor game?

I'm feeling a bit of a draft in my nether regions. And I must say, it's quite refreshing.

Please tell me this is ____'s wife with a sick note.

Kicking us out already? A moment ago, it was sherry and giggles.

I imagine you with quite the library; all those books you must have read merely by looking at their covers.

This is a charming spot. Does Jack the Ripper live here?

Don't be such an alarmist. And my hips are none of your business.

See, now that's your biggest mistake--thinking that I need them to protect me.

This is a private party, and you're not invited.

If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

Eyes open. I can't protect you all the time.

Heavy lifting. Light banter. I'm a useful kind of guy.

You're sweet. And you're young. Neither are traits that I hold in high regard.

I want you dressed at all times! Or it's my boot up your ass!

I may have been overly rude earlier when I called you a ____.

I mean to undo the flaws in my character. I want to face my demons.

Your talk is all well and good, but your own past is far from laudable.

You've seen the way the sneaky blackguard operates.

"Bomb" voyage.

Let's not make a saint out of a sinner. Next time, _____ may not be so helpful.

I can't feel any of my extremities, and I mean any of them.

I'll not let my evil infect the world.

Someone needs to blow that place to hell, and I am least likely to be seen.

I didn't know that you were such a bare-faced liar. All that time pretending that you weren't a hero?

Any more like me, and I'll lose the franchise.

I've had my fill of violence. Now I'm in the mood for vice.

If that had been permanent, I'd have been very upset.

That's the last time I play with matches.

Do you ever get tired of being wrong?

We've all been hiding in one form or another.

[bloodyhardtoturnback]

[I met someone today who had never heard of the Invisible Man and I’m #shook]

[teen-heart-throb-mr-hyde]

Can I get uh Jack griffin mood board?

invisi🅱️le man

[bloodyhardtoturnback]

[Someone gave me an Invisible Man card for my birthday and I’m blown away that it exists.

It’s got Griffin saying “I want this Halloween to be your best ever. Have I made myself clear?” and I am deceased]

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justholybranches:

Edgar tried to duck out of the way of Skinner’s hand, but it was a half-hearted duck at best. “Maybe my hours are ungodly late, too,” he pointed out. “Didn’t the doc say that I have a…messed up sleep rhythm or some shit? ‘Cause of the train?”

“Don’t you go gettin’ smart with me when I’m considerin’ confining you to your quarters,” Skinner retorted, making no effort now to keep the smile out of his voice. “Even though you barely use your own quarters.”

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justholybranches:

“It’s not that late.” Was it that late? He wasn’t sure. He didn’t have a watch still. Didn’t feel like he needed one. “I didn’t wake you, did I?”

He sighed, one hand reaching out to tousle Edgar’s hair. “No, you didn’t wake me. My hours are as ungodly as the rest of me. But it is still bloody late.”

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justholybranches:

Edgar snorted. “Right, because you can convince Mina to do anything.” Besides, he was pretty sure Mina wouldn’t give enough of a fuck to check in on him.

The kid had a point, but again, Skinner was not entirely browbeated in this arrangement. “Alright, don’t go gettin’ smart when you’re the one crawlin’ in late. My naggin’s your doing entirely.”