Decadence

Alliee/20/Canada/ R.I.P. Shalisa

[weloveshortvideos]

Let’s McFreakin’ Lose it!

[gurhl]

this is literally my favourite vine

[snidely-whiplash]

The vine that started it all

[bloodyybabe]

@forthenightsicantremember

[egberts]

what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar?

[torracat]

he got 12 months

[egberts]

crime isnt a joke

[dontwantyourb-ody]

Catching feelings is bullshit. I’m just eating french fries why i gotta think about kissing you? Fuck you

[veggieblt]

I’ve reached the point in my life where mcdonalds is boring and I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. All I know is this big mac tastes like the ride home from a funeral.

[ophibell]

There’s a lot to unpack here.

[veggieblt]

The fries taste like the embodiment of a high school math course with a teacher who is about to quit. 

[ophibell]

WHAT HURT YOU?

[veggieblt]

THIS MAN’S MCCHICKEN SHORTENED MY LIFESPAN BY 17 DAYS WITH EACH BITE.

[captainlordauditor]

reblog if you ARE A JEWISH GIRL, SUPPORT JEWISH GIRLS, or if you like to open NEO NAZIS’ WINDOWS and put DOZENS OF ANGRY GEESE IN THEIR HOUSES

[asavelveteen-deactivated2024121]

good post op

[half-a-universe-deactivated2018]

Nah friend, Nazis deserve to have swans thrown into their homes.

[samael]

Yeah I mean if they love things that are white and murderous so much, swans are a taste of their own medicine

[onlytwitterpics]

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[real-faker]

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

[just-shower-thoughts]

The guy that came up with ‘ladies first’ was probably an ass man

[zchr]

a classic

[spitblaze]

that vine of the japanese kids pouring monster on a corn dog and then plugging a phone charger into it is the Telepathy Club

[spitblaze]

[betaruga]

their scream at the end

[pastayes]

[aurol]

one of the worst feelings ever is being in your own house and feeling like you need to go home

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

any size titty is lit

[averagefairy]

i put this picture of me joyously holding giant zucchinis on my tinder just cause i thought it was cute and ever since every first message i get, without fail, is “those are some big cucumbers hehe ;)” which has led me to come to two scientifically proven conclusions. the first being that men are aroused by anything remotely phallic. and the second, men have a generally unclear understanding of vegetables. together hopefully we can work to raise zucchini awareness among men ages 20-27

[averagefairy]

update: ability to identify a zucchini has gone from poor to unacceptable

[just-shower-thoughts]

Water in a bottle is a lot more enjoyable to drink than water in a cup.

[slimetony]

[slimetony]

[weloveshortvideos]

When you make a joke in the group chat and nobody replies…