I'M AWAKE AND PISSED OFF

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My fiancé’s dad is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”

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This is wonderful

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Me every morning: I am the tiredest princess in all the land

[mishasteaparty]

oh my god, that was really violent

[buckybharnes]

#HSE TOOK THE FINAL BATTLE #SHE TOOK IT AND BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA IT#YOU THINK TONY STARK SAVED THE DAY? HE DID NOT#IN HIS OWN MOVIE HE WAS NOT THE ONE TO DEFEAT THE ENEMY#HIS GIRLFRIEND KICKED THE MANDARIN’S ASS #AND IF YOU DO NOT THINK#THAT A WOMAN STEALING THE END FROM THE HERO #IS A GREAT THING#GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE #PEPPER POTTS FOR PRESIDENT#TONY STARK TO AWKWARDLY STARE AT HER IN AWE AND WITH A STRANGE BONER#sorry i got carried away (via starksexual)

[squireofgeekdom]

BUT NO SERIOUSLY CAN WE TALK FOREVER ABOUT HOW SHE STOLE THE ENDING. Because as soon as you get the idea that she’s alive, you think “oh, she’s going to come in at the last second and land a few punches and give Tony - the hero - enough time to get back on his feet and finish the battle, while she cheers from the side lines.” Just. Like. Every. Other. Movie. And then she FINISHES THE BATTLE. SHE KILLS HIM. 

[surprisedbylife]

#also can we talk about how one man in that movie treated Pepper as an Object#as a prize to be won#as a lure for Tony Stark#what happened to that man I wonder?#PEPPER POTTS FUCKING KILLED HIM#PEPPER POTTS IS A GODDESS

[roseapprentice]

Now can we talk about how in the first movie pepper also defeats the final baddie? And how in the second movie she has arrested the one bad guy who didn’t kill himself? Can we talk about how Tony has never actually killed or captured the main bad guy in his own movies?

The closest he gets is Avengers. Because he kills a bunch of Chitauri with a missile. And then the Avengers all get together and capture Loki. You know why? Because Pepper was on a plane somewhere far away. Otherwise she would have done it. I swear.

And at the beginning of Avengers, Tony was all wanting her to stay the night. And she’s just like: Dude, you gotta handle this for a change. I’ll hold your flower.

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Me: Hi!

Some person: I HATE smalltalk. Talk to me about galaxies and-

Me: Bye!

[jigglypuffsvevo]

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Finally starting Stranger Things. Here comes sleepless nights.

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First thought; reminds me of a movie called Turbo Kid.

Oh totally, run out of your house in the middle of the night

Also those boys look a little young for high schoolers. ALSO I IMMEDIATELY LIKE THE GIRL WITH GLASSES. I HOPE SHES NOT EVIL.

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HYPOTHESIS, THE GIRL WITH THE SHAVED HEAD CAME TO THIS WORLD AND SHE ACCIDENTALLY TRANSPORTED THAT BOY BACK TO WHERE SHE CAME FROM

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IM TOTALLY THIS GIRL IM EATING LIKE IMMA KILL YOU IF YOU INTERRUPT ME EATING

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I LIKE THIS GUY AT THE DINER

OH SHIT SHE JUST BRONE THR FAN

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OH TOTALLY OPEN THE BARN DOOR NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN

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OKAY SO TEDS A DOUCHE AND THAT SISTER IS A BITCH

OH THE KIDS ARE CONDUCTING A SEARCH

ALSO THIS REMINDS ME OF THE COMIC BOOK PAPER GIRLS

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DAMN IT I LIKED THAT GUY AT THE DINER

YEAJ YOU GO GIRL TAKE THEM DOWN

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JUST GOT GOOSEBUMPS OVER THAT PHONE SHOCK

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OKAY AND WE’RE BACK

DOES SHE HAVE CANCER THATS SO FUNNY

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OH MY GOD SHE TRIED TO TAKE HER SHIRT OFF

THOSE ADORABLE SMALL CHILDREN

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THERES SO INCREDIBLY ADORABLE I CANT GET OVER IT

AND THE NICKNAME

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THE CHAPTER NAME

THE WEIRDO ON MAPLE STREET

PERFECT

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IS WILL STUCK IN THE PHONE MAYBE?

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OH MY GOD STICKING THE EGGO IN HIS POCKET THAT WOULD BE ME

THESE INNOCENT KIDS SHOULDNT BE INVOLVED IN THIS

JUST LET THEM PLAY D&D

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CALLING IT NOW; WILL’S BROTHER AND MIKE’S SISTER ARE GOING TO GET TOGETHER

AWWW MAKING FRIENDS L AND MIKE

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YEP IM IN LOVE WITH WILL’S BROTHER

WATCH HIM DIE OR SOMETHING

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WILL’S MOTHER IS KICK ASS

MEN IN WHITE COATS ARE COMING

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OH MY GOD STAR WARS REFERENCES

HOW DOES SHE KNOW WILL EXACTLY

DAMN IT JUST LEAVE L ALONE

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OH SHIT L’S GETTING CRAZY

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OH I LIKE BARB, THATS HER NAME

OH MY GOD SUPERPOWERS

SPIT SWEAR CUTE BUT ALSO GROSS

WAIT IS BARB GOING TO GET ABDUCTED TOO

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OKAY WILL’S BROTHER DON’T GET RECKLESS NOW

OH YOURE SO SMART WILL’S BRO

I LIKE LOVE YOU

PLEASE DONT TELL BARB TO DO IT

I KNOW SOMETHING BAD IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO HER JUST KNOW IT

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ITS THE PHONE CALL AGAIN

AND HERE COMES THE GOOSEBUMPS

AND THE ELECTRIC SHOCK

SND NOW MUSIC IS PKAYING BO THSNK UOH

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FACES IN THE WALL WHAT THE HELL

NO DONT GO BACK IN THAT DAMN HOUSE

DO YOU WANT TO DIE

OH NO BARB NO NO NO NO NO NO

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OKAY THAT WAS AN INTENSE OPENING TO AN EPISODE KNEW SOMETHING BAD WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TO BARB

OH BARB’S GETTING RIPPED APART MEANWHILE NANCY IS GETTING IT ON

SUCH A GREAT FRIEND YOU ARE FREAKING NANCY

ALSO WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WHAT WAS THAT LOOKING LIKE GOLAM WENT HARD ON WEIGHT LIFTING

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BUT HE WAS TALKING TO HER VIA THE LIGHTS

YEP HE’S ME WITH FOOD

OH MY GOD TRYING TO GET IT TO FLY

YEAH THATS RIGHT NANCY

YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT BARB NOT BEING THERE

OH MU GOD SHES MOVING IT WITH HER MIND

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OH SHIT L’S NOSE IS BLEEDING

THATS WHERE THAT GIF HAS BEEN COMING FROM

THE LIGHTS ON THE GIF

OH MY GOD SHES SO SMART

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NO BARB IS NOT SKIPPING

UNLESS SHES SKIPPING INTO HER GRAVESTONE

ALL OF THESE SUPERHERO REFERENCES ARE AWESOME

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THE LIGHTS GOING OFF IS SO COOL

OKAY SO THE WALL THING ISNT THOUGH

OKAY STEVE IS A JACKASS

SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUMPEL HIM TO THE GROUND

LIKE LEGIT KILL HIM

I ELECT L TO DO IT

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DID THEY JUST WANT HER TO KILL THAT CAT

OKAY SO L NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS

ALSO THIS DOCTOR AND STEVE BOTH NEED TO BE KILLED BOTH BY L

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SO NOW NANCY IS CONCERNED ON WHERE BARB WENT

MAYBE IF YOU STUCK WITH YOUR FRIEND SHE WOULD BE OKAY

THE LIGHTS JUST SHONE WHEN SHE SAID WILL’S NAME

THERE COMES THE LETTERS

OKAY WILL’S MOM DESERVES LIKE 15 THOUSAND MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARDS

THE MUSIC SO MUCH REMINDS ME OF TURBO KID ITS SO CRAZY

[youreworsethannicotine]

RIGHT HERE WHERE?!?!?!?

YOU BEST BE RUNNING BITCH

THAT MONSTER IS NOT PLAYING

WAIT IF THATS WILL THEN WHY/HOW IS HE TALKING TO HIS MOM THROUGH THE LIGHTS

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SHES NOT CRAZY I PROMISE YOU SHES NOT

WHAT THATS WILL’S VOICE ON THE WALKIE TALKIE

OKAY WHAT IS GOING ON IF THIS ENDS IN A CLIFFHANGER IMMA BE PISSED

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NO STEVE YOU WAIT AND GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE

OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT LUCAS STOP BEING A PESSIMISTIC

OH MY GOD THE GUYS TRYING TO DRESS HER UP THIS IS PERFECT

EWWWW THAT LOOKS LIKE AN EGGSACK

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REALLY LOVE THAT EL IS FINALLY ENJOYING LIFE OUTSIDE OF MIKE’S HOUSE

THATS RIGHT NANCY YOU PUT THAT PICTURE TOGETHER

YEAH I THINK SHEPPARD MIGHT BE DEAD

YEAH HE BE DEAD

EWWWWW JUST FLESH CAME OUT OF THAT THING

BUT WILL’S NOT DEAD

COME ON EL TAKE THOSE BULLIES DOWN

YEAH EL MAKE HIM PEE HIMSELF

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YEAH JONATHAN YOUR MOM WAS SAYING THE TRUTH

YEAH YOU GO HOOPER

YEAH YOU GO MOMMA YOU PLAY THAT SONG

OKAY THIS REALLY REMINDS ME OF THAT VIDEO GAME THAT ELLEN PAGE WAS IN

WILL SPOKE TO BOTH OF THEM IM SO UTTERLY CONFUSED

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YEAH YOU GO HOOPER

ITS FREAKING COTTON

ITS NOT WILL IT WAS STUFFED WITH COTTON?!?!?

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YES HOPPER YOU ARE AWESOME

OKAY THE SHEET HAS A HEARTBEAT

IT IS FAKE THOUGH THE BODY IS FAKE

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WAIT IS HE STUCK UPSIDE LIKE REVERSE?

ITS THE SAME EXACT PLACE

SWEET JESUS THIS SHOW IS AMAZING

[shock]

[goldnpoc]

Don’t only talk to me when it’s good for you

[girlkibble]

my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine

[lordjoshbass-deactivated2019102]

im the aunt

[gomjabbar]

no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

hey, I really needed this. Thank you.

[gomjabbar]

*pulls you apart like a twizzler*

[galactic-distortion-blog]

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[somewhereinjersey]

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[deanandhiscas]

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[superdaisypowerhour]

Shout out to skyrim for that non sexualized female armor

[nodus-txllens]

It still had tittyplate which was pretty dumb, but I’ll take that over whatever the fuck final fantasy is into