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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Claire Keane
Love Begins
NASA
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@blooski
Abortion Clinic Employee Shares How Some Pro-Life Women Act When They Come In As Customers
I am not surprised that anti-choice zealots would hypocritically obtain abortions, but I am thoroughly fucking shocked that they wouldn’t even attempt to hide their anti-choice views when doing so.
Read “When the anti-choice choose,” a collection of anecdotes from abortion providers about serving this kind of patient.
They have nine beverages between the two of them
i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…
What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.
The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?
The way this post progressed is the reason I come on Tumblr
this is the best emoji ive ever added to a server
more colors have joined in
lots of people were asking about downloading these so i whipped up a folder for yall
original worm can be found on this post by it’s original creator @kumatora
you can download the extra colors here
go ham
my server’s contribution
THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂
“Do NOT tell the world about this” 200,000 notes
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Happy new year 2016
Happy new year 2017
Happy new year
Happy New Year
It’s almost time. Be prepared.
It’s here!
Okay but when I was at my parents’ house last I was talking to my mom about my wedding plans. I mentioned that the ushers and groomsmen would escort mothers/grandmothers to their seats immediately before the ceremony. I told my mom she could have my brother escort her or someone else could escort her if she preferred.
And my dad is across the room an he’s like “WHAT. WHAT. Why does he get to escort her? She’s my wife, I wanna escort her! I love my wife and I want to do it!”
And my mom is just like “Tom you’re the father of the bride you literally escort the BRIDE.”
And he was like “oh. right.”
Like literally got so caught up in loving his wife juice he forgot the most important job a father traditionally has at a wedding.
He’s still saying that maybe he could just escort my mom and then turn around and come back for me like asglfjskdkd
How old is this and why is it on my dash
i made this in 2018
I admire your dedication to period accurate historical recreation
Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO
santa’s list
*finishes a roll of wrapping paper* oh shit free weapon
*bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bo
Why do straight men make fun of other men for liking girly things when they themselves literally like girls
What is girlier than a girl riddle me that.
She is literally a girl.
Straight men: I like looking at women wearing sparkly things. They’re very pretty. Beautiful, even.
Another man: I want a shiny bag,
Straight men: Why would you want something shiny around men only look at dirt and large tractor tires to feel any joy.
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Credit: @Unifins
why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering
i’m going to the zoo for some dippin dots y'all want any
oh man… sorry bro.. i accidentally left some lipstick on your neck.. here let me kiss it off… shit i left more… here hold on… oh no i left even more… here hol
bro i’m sorry i said “good game” after we had sex
