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[kirbydreamr]

School Testing Rooms Be Like

No Phones

No Drinks

No Items

Fox Only

Final Destination

[orpheuslament]

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[beggars-opera]

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

[beggars-opera]

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

[appeypie]

My first hand-embroidered sewing project! I think it was a success..

This one is available for sale as well ^_^

[scoobydoodean]

Stupid face Sam sometimes makes where it looks like he smelled something absolutely rancid but he's having a serious discussion so he just pretends it didn't happen while his eyes are visibly watering

YES I know what you're talking about

What the hell are you talking about.

Voting ended onDec 14, 2023

[scoobydoodean]

[scoobydoodean]

I'm so sorry. But JP is not good at possession scenes. I just rewatched 5.04 and I still can't believe JA blew smoke up his ass about it.

[scoobydoodean]

What do you want me to do with this

[scoobydoodean]

[ankle-beez]

[nyadversary]

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

[nyadversary]

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

[nyadversary]

i have terrible news about the economy

they raised the price of monster bang :(

[glitchgirlgasm]

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

[plumped-up-furrys-deactivated20]

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

[everydaylouie]

fluffy

[ylkl]

Personal space?

[revilonilmah]

Waiting for the Summer rain to pass

[pianta]

warmer than honey 🦋

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[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”

“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”

“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”

“… fire dimension?”

“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”

“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”

[sisyphusshrugged]

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

[pmamtraveller]

sleeve tattoo

[itsnicsalad]

brain grace,,, grain