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reigen passed the torch of being a pathetic 28 year old gay man with no friends to gojo
odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
oh, you meant they literally did, ok
This is how it went down right
Consider: Kakashi sticks to such basic outfits/colors because the Hatake, like dogs, see less colors than (most) humans.
(Gai is banned from being the Advice Person on Kakashi’s shopping trips.)
[Image Description: a golden retriever smiles and looks in profile to the right of the screen. The right side of the image is an infographic displaying what dogs see compared to what humans see, using a set of variously-colored dog toys as the example. End description.]
Red-green colorblind!
Kakashi gets Sharingan and just “Wait, this is what purple looks like???”
Skip the superpowers, he can see red
“Rin… your cheek marks are purple?” “…did you seriously not pay enough attention to our team to know this?” “This is what purple looks like???”
Kakashi during training just goes up to Minato and Rin like “Is this weird vision thing a ‘Sharingan can see chakra’ thing or is it just… color.”
“Minato still looks the same. Rin looks almost the same. Kushina look–THAT IS VERY RED!”
Kakashi wandering around like 8O
“Oh wow, Gai’s spandex is even worse than I thought.”
Sorry I’m just unnecessarily invested in this like Immediately Right out the gate I’m here for “Kakashi didn’t know red, purple, green, or orange until he got Sharingan.“ He just keeps pointing at things like “is that [color]?” Rin finds it adorable.
Like I’m assuming he knew he was colorblind? Just for safety reasons? Because like. Ninja.
But also he’s so unprepared for colors.
Oh god, Gai is so gosh darn excited about Kakashi being able to see Green, The Most Youthful Of Colors
Kakashi, running his hands over the grass: “It’s beautiful.” Rin: Is he okay? Minato: I don’t know, but if he keeps using Obito’s eye, he’s going to get chakra exhaustion again. Rin: But he’s so happy about color… and he’s going to get all depressed if we don’t give him a distraction from Kannabi… Minato: Rin, you’re our medic. Do you want to explain to the hospital why Kakashi has chakra exhaustion on your watch again?
Kakashi: I know I’m back in the hospital, but consider this: I just discovered purple.
Tsunade: I can’t believe my own daughter married an Uchiha!
Sakura: But I’m not…
Tsunada: Our ancestors must be rolling in their graves!
Sakura: But they’re not my…
…
Tobirama: *rolling in his grave* I can’t believe Tsuna’s daughter married an Uchiha
Bwahaha
saw this scene while watching cobra kai s4 and immediately knew what I needed to do
anyway hinata is a medic specializing in doujutsu and she’s the only reason why sasuke “i never learnt anything about doujutsu upkeep because my clan died when i was 8 and pre-sharingan” uchiha still has functioning eyes
Narrative reasons for giving Sakura the mokuton, ranked
Experimented on: LAME. Overused even in canon. 1/10
descended from the Senju: this still baffles me because there's absolutely no indication whatsoever in canon that it's a Senju clan ability. I'll allow it if it only because it means team 7 finishes up the village founder trifecta. 3/10
Idk just go with it: I can respect this. 5/10
Strong innate connection with nature: I love that this just boils down to "she's named after a tree??? Why not." 8/10
She's just that good babie: chakra control through the ROOF. What, like it's hard? If the god of shinobi can do it so can this bitch. 10/10
Ate a god: METAL AS FUCK 15/10
[Raises hand] what if she experimented on herself instead of someone else doing the work? Like she just found Orochimaru's notes and went "bet I can do better, and WITHOUT the ethics violations, which means that obviously I should experiment on myself"
any ethics violations sakura commits are immediately mitigated by the subject having given fully informed consent by virtue of being sakura haruno
I saw this post and had to draw it as HashiTobi xD
Unpopular Opinion:
Karin is basically just Tobirama, but hornier
I really hope this post sparks a bunch of fics where Karin is Tobirama reincarnated
Listen… I would be in no way opposed.
I don’t have time to write it myself, but I WOULD LOVE TO READ IT. Like. Okay. Some of these are me being serious and some are joking/grasping but! But.
Greatest sensor of their generation
Grumpy as fuck, prone to sudden outbursts of anger that subside just as quickly
SCIENCE KIDDOS SCIENCE KIDDOS SCIENCE KIDDOS I want them yelling about fume hoods and lab safety
Red eyes that… we don’t know that Tobirama’s eyesight was bad, but it’s a common enough headcanon that I’m counting it
Somewhat obsessed (if in different ways) with an Indra reincarnation that is VERY LIABLE TO STAB THEM
Closest living relative is an Ashura reincarnation that they find deeply irritating but… that chakra? Soothing af.
Like there’s definitely more morals there than the villains but neither of them are going to be on an ethics committee any time soon
Traumatized as heck from a very young age. I mean, that’s most of the cast, but still.
Clan is almost extinct.
Very. Hard. To kill.
In short, though: grumpy sexy sensor scientist that refuses to just die already.
This is fucking HYSTERICAL when combined with my “team 7 is mito/madara/hashirama reincarnated” agenda. Imagine the vibes that Madara!Sasuke and Tobirama!Karin going on Taka’s murder road trip would produce. IMAGINE.
the problem with everyone becoming a reviewer and essayist now is that, plainly and gently, a lot of these people are not smart enough for the position
Time to FROLIC!
Videos i like so much i painted them
THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.
im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'
some doodles
The ORV sidestory according to my timeline (I have not read the sidestory).