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BRO I DONT KNOW WHAT I’VE DONE ANYMORE AHSHAHSHA

- BK

BRO, JUST MAKE A BLOG PLEASE 🥺

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maybe i should start a blog…

-birth kink anon

Yesssss yesssssssssss

Joinnnnn the darkkkkk sideeeeee

Become the true blogger you’re meant to beeeeeeee

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HAHSJAHSASA I’LL HAVE YOU ALL KNOW THAT I WAS AT JAPAN AND I’VE ONLY SENT ONE NEW ASK THAT HASN’T BEEN POSTED YET… (i have influenced so many people dear god what have i done)

- Birth Kink Anon

It's the dawn of a new age 😭 😭 heralded by you...

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bruce being the only omega in the wayne pack and all the kids get sooo jealous when clark begins courting him. they all try to convince bruce that he doesn’t need clark when he already has a house full of alphas that are more than willing to give their mom flowers, cuddles, and go on “mommy and me” dates 😫 i also have a vision of one of the kids (damian or jason, me thinks) that tells bruce that he doesn’t need clark cause they’ll take care of bruce forever and that mama won’t have to work anymore because they’ll make all the money for him LOL.

bruce finds this SOO cute and his inner omega is dying from how sweet his pups are that he can’t help but indulge in it. for example, whenever clark tries to ask bruce to be his valentine, poor clark gets rejected every time cause somehow the pups beat him to it 😭

i just think it’s so cute when tiny pups are so protective over their mama who is more than capable of protecting himself 💞

And Clark isn't even mad. Sure, he wishes he had more alone time with Bruce where one of the pups doesn't cling to him all the time. But he knows kids always will come first to Bruce, he accepted it a long time ago and is fine with it.

He's sure kids will grow out of this behavior anyway.

Spoilers: while they stop being so clingy and demanding to join Clark and Bruce on their dates, they still throw themselves at Bruce the moment he and Clark walk through the door.

Also, any date inside the house still involves all the pups cuddling mama and Clark being kicked off the couch and onto the armchair.

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Damian is the first to bound up to Bruce once the omega returns from his heat with Clark, hugging and nuzzling with immense love for his mother.

Bruce returns the love with his pup twofold, the sweet scent of omega happiness palpable in the air.

His older children weren't all that far behind—Dick and Tim coming in to pull at his arms and scenting against his wrists, while Jason hovered impatiently nearby for his turn.

But when the three of them release Bruce and finally allows the omega to smother love all over his most wayward son, Jason freezes.

The alpha pulls back stiffly, lips twitching as a sub-audible growl began to rumble in his chest.

"Alfreeeed!" Jason yells out blindly, "get the kryptonite bullets!"

Bruce blinks. He knew his children were clingy and territorial but wasn't it getting better recently?

"Calm down little wing," Dick tries to soothe, "aren't you overreacting a little? B's been with Clark for a while already. They've been courting forever."

"Yeah, courting" —Jason snaps his jaw, teeth clicking menacingly— "not baby-making. Mom's pupped!"

The alphas all swivel their head eeriely around to stare at Bruce and scanned him up and down with slightly blown out eyes. They take tentative sniffs.

"I don't smell anything from him," Tim ventures hesitantly.

"Same."

"No, Todd is right." Damian sniffs deeply again, his little nose scrunching up and baring his teeth slightly. "Ummi has pupped."

Bruce promptly faints.

Clark enters the manor at this juncture.

"Hi, what'd I miss?"

And is promptly chased out by several raging, protective, alpha pups.

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LOLLLL THANK YOUUUU!! much love man

- birth kink anon

As long as you keep doing your thing and terrorising Nigaki spreading the superbat birth kink propaganda, you'll find support from me😌😌

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what are our thoughts on my latest asks HHAHSHAHSHA

- birth kink anon

Fishing for compliments aren’t you, anon? AHAHAHAHA

(Also I am presuming based off content that these asks were you but if not don’t come at me, I’m bad at telling everything and anything apart.)

Anyway, the asks in question:

Post by @nigaki

💬 0  🔁 1  ❤️ 3 · we can all agree bruce is model material. So imagine a heavily pregnant birthing bruce wayne, being maneuvered to poses by

Hot, can deffo lead into the previous livestream ask.

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💬 0  🔁 1  ❤️ 13 · ANYWAYS TO ADD ON TO CLARK LICKING BRUCE CLEAN AFTER HIS WATER BREAKS… So let’s say bruce would still be extremely flex

Post by @nigaki

💬 3  🔁 3  ❤️ 34 · Imagine, heavily pregnant bruce wayne and clark having sex. Clark uses a plug and places it deep inside bruce’s cunt, so d

For these two, personally, not my vibe, but still hot. I’m a realist at heart and sometimes if the scene gets too out-of-hand then it shuts me off. I still liked ‘em, was just… eh.

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💬 3  🔁 3  ❤️ 34 · Imagine, heavily pregnant bruce wayne and clark having sex. Clark uses a plug and places it deep inside bruce’s cunt, so d

This one though? Hooooootttt.

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I send most of my asks in the middle of the night right so i sometimes think “oh shit did i do that off anon…”

- birth kink anon

Real. But if you send an ask off-anon, just pray you didn't sign off and you can pretend you're one of the masses who've been influenced by birth kink anon... Aka you :D

On that note though, remember to check before you hit send!!!

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LOL I JUST SENT A NEW ASK TO NIGAKI… BE PREPARED

- Birth Kink anon

Boy do I love the fact that I've unintentionally signed up for the Birth Kink Anon™ newsletter

I receive preemptive updates straight from the culprit provider Chaos NSFW Bringer™ AHAHAHAHA

I can't wait to see the ask 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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LOL THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! Honestly your replies in any of the posts with my asks make me giggle… especially the cow one….

- birth kink anon

Of course you'd like it when you see a fellow tumblrer fall further into degeneracy🥀🥀

Which. Fair. BUT STILL HOW DARE??

Anyway drop the ao3 links some day when you make a whole thing out of SuperBat birth kink thanks 🙏🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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hello… birth kink anon dropping by, HAHSHAHS ILYT BRO

No u

Also, good job on being canonised on the Nigaki blog, godspeed anon 🫡

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Read this fic a while ago that actually stirred up the dormant drawing side of me with the scenes. I’ve been thinking about it for a while, finally sat down and sketched this out.

I’ve another scene I wanna draw but motivation to pick up the pencil is few and far between. Figured I’d post what I have anyway.

The fic in question: https://archiveofourown.org/works/82088601

P.S. i know it doesn’t really look like bruce but I haven’t quite figured out how id like him to look, so this one is an amalgamation of battinson and balebats

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So when Superbat gets married who’s taking who’s last name? Are they the Wayne-Kent family, or the Kent-Wayne?

Personally I think ‘Bruce Wayne’ is just too iconic and Bruce Kent just doesn’t sound right. So Clark becomes ‘Clark Kent-Wayne’.

I’m with you in supporting this the supremacy of bottom Bruce and to Clark. And that Clark would totally be the one to propose. But I can totally imagine it going like this:

Bruce: “Yes I’ll marry you Clark…” proceeds to hug Clark, “…..but I’m not taking your last name.”

Clark: “…..Okay” 😊 and kisses his fiancé

I think they would both stick to their names.

Bruce's name is too huge and important to resign from it, and Clark has his own reputation as a journalist under the name Kent, so he wouldn't take Bruce's name either.

But I can see him becoming Clark Wayne-Kent(don't know about the US, but in Poland you can decide which name is first and which is second).

But even if they stayed with their names, I like to think that Bruce would call Clark "Mr. Wayne" and Clark would call Bruce "Mr. Kent" in a teasing way.

The press would probably refer to them as Kent-Wayne family/couple or even have a ship name for them 😄

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As a joke after they got married, The Daily Planet republished a series of news articles on their website. The content of the articles didn't change, just one little thing did: "by Clark Wayne-Kent".

The ironic part is that it was a series of articles where Clark absolutely goes off on bad decisions by other millionaires and billionaires (side-eyeing LuthorCorp), and it's just a whole "eat the rich, here's who" campaign that Clark wrote when he was newer and more openly feisty compared to the passive aggression all investigative journalists eventually adopt for legal safety reasons.

Well, the gossip rags noticed the name change. And it'd be funny if Clark got swarmed during random serious press conferences and stuff.

Clark hides (poorly) behind his husband as the paparazzi keep a mandatory 3 metre distance to his billionaire husband thanks to the power of Money & Influence™.

"Bruce help me."

Bruce laughs and pecks him on the cheek. "No." And sweeps away prettily into the ballroom beyond press pass privileges, leaving a distraught Kansas man on the red carpeted stairs.

And Clark was here for work. He might be Bruce's husband but the journalist in him guilts him into staying stuck outside of the celebrity safety net.

Clark is immediately pounced on by the wave of gossip bloggers.

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Clark had once donated sperm to a local clinic when he was starting out and needed some quick money to keep himself afloat.

He got a letter in the mail about 10 years later for a renewal of consent, and he signs off without much thought. He's happy some Omega out there can have a child they always wanted.

Now Bruce Wayne is pregnant on the news, Batman has taken 6 months off with no definete explanation, and Clark has a letter that he has a kid.

Whatever, who really cares, it doesn't concern him. If he has some secret kid, he wants them to live a normal life with their parents.

Imagine his surprise when a kid shows up on his doorstep years later, claiming to be his child.

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Presuming they have a identity reveal + confessions scene:

"Y'know," Clark pants into Bruce's ear, rutting desperately into keening omega below him, "if we got together sooner, you could've gotten Dick the old-fashioned way."

Bruce can only moan and scream in pleasure as Clark bites into his mating gland, rubbing the fat knot against his puffy rim.

"Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease—" Bruce gasps as the knot finally pushes in and fills him with a burst of cum, choking on nothing but air as he cums in tandem.

Clark kisses his neck sweetly as they come down from the high. "No more IVF, I'll give you all the children you could ever want."

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Idk whether u r in the mood for requests now but can we get some desperately pining after bruce! clark and the JL just watching in agony because obvsly bruce loves clark and they just need them to get together

but plot twist they're already married clark is just down horrendously bad (bruce is too he just hides it better)

"You gotta stop doing that, man."

Bruce pulled the towel off his head and looked with confusion at his teammates standing in the doorway to the changing room, blocking it completely.

The whole team minus Clark and Diana was here.

Oh.

It was an intervention.

"Stop doing what?" Bruce asked and returned to drying off his hair after a shower.

They just finished sparring and he was the last one to wash after it, reviewing the footage of the training earlier to note down what they could improve in their fighting styles.

They all looked at each other before eventually, Hal pushed Barry forward.

Bruce barely held back a smirk.

Coward.

"You need to let Clark love you," Barry informed him, then cringed immediately after.

Bruce stared at the team.

"What?"

"You obviously love him too," J'onn supplied. "I can feel it."

"He's been in love with you for years!" Arthur added. "He's always following you with his eyes, sighing when you leave and he loses his mind from you getting a smallest paper cut. Poor guy is madly in love with you."

"It's sad to watch, really," Oliver admitted. "He's like a kicked puppy."

"I know you're a big loner," Hal told Bruce understandingly, completely missing the glare Bruce sent his way for that insult. "And that you probably has commitment issues, but you really gotta give both of you a chance, Spooky. You both deserve it."

"We're married," Bruce informed them all.

"You don't have to get married right away," Hal continued, misunderstanding his words. Bruce waited for him to catch up. "I know you've been pinning for each other for years, but you can just date each other like normal people first. But if it's marriage you want, no need to ask, I will be your best man."

Hal watched him with a smile that slowly began to disappear.

"Wait, what?" he asked. "Rewind! Did you just said you and Clark are..."

"Married, yes," Bruce confirmed, tossing his towel into a humper.

"Since when?!" Arthur squawked in surprise.

Bruce put on a shirt. "Eight years," he replied calmly.

"No way!"

"Under what name?! Bruce Wayne isn't married!"

"How did I not know?!"

"But..." Barry protested weakly. "But Clark constantly looks like he's dying to kiss you!"

"He just loves me very much," Bruce explained with a gentle smile and walked past them to leave the changing room and find Clark.

It's been five minutes since they last seen each other and he's been missing him.

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The background scene with Diana and Clark:

Clark was slumped against the table—has been pouting and depressed ever since Bruce went to the showers, much to Diana's amusement.

It's a miracle that her fellow leaguers did not already know of the World's Finest's marriage. It's plain as day to anyone with working eyes.

Clark sighs forlornly. "Bruce..." he mumbles with his lips smushed against the table, and sighs again to round the pining whine off. Diana shakes her head at this display.

"Clark," she chides teasingly, "just give him a few more minutes, he'll be out soon."

The Man of Steel's pout only intensifies as he smushes his face further into the table and sighs again. Diana can only hope that Clark is too busy yearning for his husband to hear her silent breaths of laughter.

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Superbat but Bruce is a vampire and while he can pierce Clark's skin with his fangs(something something magic), if he had even a droplet of Clark's blood, he would turn into ash like Dracula in that one comics, because of the solar energy stored in it.

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This is truly brilliant it lit up my brain in ways few things can! Okay okay okay but please hear me out-

what if it instead finally gave Bruce the ability to walk in the full sun without dying.

-Imagine that first trip to Kansas with Dick and Clark for the first time, feeling the sun directly on his face for the first time since the night his parents were murdered by his sire.

-Imagine the complicated feelings of seeing his son playing in sun light that shines as bright as he is for the first time.

-Imagine the even more complicated feelings in his relationship with Clark, when they find this out before they have a chance to confess their romantic love to each other, the doubts and fears Bruce has that Clark is so kind, so loving that maybe he doesn’t actually feel the same way

- or to make it more angst ridden he’s still with Lois when they find out and now Bruce has to accept being in love with, drinking from someone who doesn’t return them, but maybe he’s does. But if Lois and Clark’s relationship ends after the revelation would Bruce be able to trust in Clark’s feelings on the matter?! Ugh I could keep going but I’ll shut up

Thank you so much for this little brain treat

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I'm always a sucker for happy endings

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superbat

This post has been made to find out which flavour of Superbat is best and most well liked and this is movie version because in comics there are too many of them

ps- I am not going to include old batmen because they are just not that great moves of them.

Which is your favourite superbat

corensupes × battison

reeves superman x battison

Henry cavill superman x battison

corensupes x batfleck

reeves superman x batfleck

Henry cavill superman x batfleck

corensupes x bale batman

reeves superman x bale batman

Henry cavill superman x bale batman

smallville clark x gotham bruce

anyone else

Voting ended onMay 5

Please ensure that when you give your vote you reblog this post so that we have a wider range of people voting

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I think that an interesting take on an old Bruce Wayne who can no longer physically be Batman would be if Bruce Wayne becomes Gotham's mayor.

Due to Bruce as well as his rogues gallery getting older, Bruce realizes that there is a possibility for the next generation to be the same or worse as Batman's villains. Thus, Bruce decides in his old age to get into politics and run for mayor in order for future generations not to experience what Bruce, the citizens of Gotham, and the other Batfamily members went through. In a way, Bruce would still view himself as Batman... Just on a different battlefield.

I don't think Bruce would have the energy to run for mayor after all those years fighting as Batman lol

I sooner see him as someone like Oracle tbh. Or fully focusing on charity.

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ANON, I NEED MORE, WHERE'S THE AO3 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

That being said, how does Bruce even go about obtaining mayorship? Since he has had his Image™ and all, it'll be a sort of sudden 180... (not that it really is since he probably already started drawing away when he got older)

But let's imagine your older Bruce Wayne starting to pull back from the spotlight of Gotham's glitz and glamour, who seemingly decides on a whim to run for mayor.

Everyone obviously doesn't think he'll offer up anything substantial in his mayoral campaign (even though WE definitely funds like 80% of Gotham's everything, with the remainder split between the rogues for paying their goons and picking up people from the streets to become the next goon) and lets him do it as like a sort of indulgence and joke.

(I'd like to think there would be a few who try to talk him out of it, but I don't know anything about comics to tell you who :| )

They don't pay his campaign any attention, so Bruce uses this time to slowly morph his image into something closer to his actual personality, and Gotham has already and always will be taken by the charisma of their Prince but the sheer amount of leadership and care and overall Capability™ pouring out of this mayoral campaign version of Bruce—

Well.