Blurii

~4 weeks/fixation ~Susceptible to Repeat in Stressful Situations~

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Toxorhynchites, elephant mosquito, larvae eating a smaller (pathetic) mosquito larvae. Harmless and beautiful as adults

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Wearing this to my gyno appointment to give me courage

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been mainly using these two lately and the contrast between them is really funny to me

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From a entomology journal where a cricket was biting on a bedridden person.

“(A) Partially dried, dark red streak (∼20 cm in length) along the center of the bed trapeze, with the nymph discovered at the apex. (B) Captured T. viridissima specimen with abdominal leakage of red fluid.”

Captured means broken knee caps and femurs in this article. Not even a full adult 😭

Klüber, P., & Hetz, N. (2026). An unusual case: repeated nocturnal biting of a bedridden human by a nymph of Tettigonia viridissima (Orthoptera: Tettigoniidae). Journal of Medical Entomology, 63(4), tjag124.

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Before Pinterest, there was a man with only a timer camera and himself.

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Love the Aldi_AU cereal mascots

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Had shit I was supposed to do today but then I read zosan fanfic for 3 hours oops

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Do the people around me know I’m gay or do they suspect me of unjustifiable manslaughter

[gethighdropacidneverdie]

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Stick bug today while doing tick drags. My hand for reference.

Could only imagine how big the thing can get if the world had more oxygen

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Worst part of being congested and ID-ing small insects is one big breath and my neat little piles of biting midges leave the dish.

And these bitches are so hard to look at

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Sunflower seed for reference

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Worst part of being congested and ID-ing small insects is one big breath and my neat little piles of biting midges leave the dish.

And these bitches are so hard to look at

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Love how Mitch acts like Wemby is his 7’4” stand. I’d be scared for my life if I seen that irl

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Literally this…

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Love how Mitch acts like Wemby is his 7’4” stand. I’d be scared for my life if I seen that irl

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MSY -> IAH

Pre-boarding: 2/10

Act like a middle aged dad and arrive at the airport 3 hours before my flight leaves. Chill and play Pokopia. Phone glitches and I can’t turn it on. Ask a nice woman to call, doesn’t work, can’t access my boarding pass since I embrace technology. Might get an anti tech label by the government. Ask my aisle mate to google how to do it, super nice.

Flight: 6/10

Lots of turbulence = silently freaking out. Listen to Creep Cast podcast about a psychic guy who catfishes women in order to save them. Redditors got mad when people said it was a white knight story. I think that nick ghost wrote it.

Landing: 8/10

Surprisingly smooth landing. Lost points on bumpy landing strip. Can’t escape the potholes. Walk to the Lego store and admire the 800$ Pokémon set.

Overall, MSY -> IAH: 5/10.

Not great, not bad

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Forgot to mention

IAH -> SAX

Love women poilets and despise small aircraft owners. Had to do a circle around after almost landing since a small aircraft was in our way. Landing was a 10/10

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Denim shorts -> Jorts

Denim Shoes -> …..

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MSY -> IAH

Pre-boarding: 2/10

Act like a middle aged dad and arrive at the airport 3 hours before my flight leaves. Chill and play Pokopia. Phone glitches and I can’t turn it on. Ask a nice woman to call, doesn’t work, can’t access my boarding pass since I embrace technology. Might get an anti tech label by the government. Ask my aisle mate to google how to do it, super nice.

Flight: 6/10

Lots of turbulence = silently freaking out. Listen to Creep Cast podcast about a psychic guy who catfishes women in order to save them. Redditors got mad when people said it was a white knight story. I think that nick ghost wrote it.

Landing: 8/10

Surprisingly smooth landing. Lost points on bumpy landing strip. Can’t escape the potholes. Walk to the Lego store and admire the 800$ Pokémon set.

Overall, MSY -> IAH: 5/10.

Not great, not bad