⋆ ...still can't believe i need one'a these..

[nsfw sideblog] [18+ only!]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

what they don't tell you is that it is INCREDIBLY difficult to keep the mood during sex when you are a certified Funny Bitch, because half of the good dirty-talk timing is fucking identical to good comedic timing and it gets really, really hard to not make a joke

[depsidase]

[thenextweb]

[fruitsoftheweb]

[dzamie]

[ironfoot-72]

Wow, are you sure that adds anything useful?

[dzamie]

I’m not here to be useful, I’m here for my own entertainment. Part of that is thinking about furry porn.

[riskyeros]

I am of the mind that friends can platonically fuck each other like feral animals in platonic love as, like, a fun afternoon hangout thing sometimes

[weirdly-bloody]

I don't need therapy I need to sink my teeth in some cute guy's flesh till he screams

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Send “Hot or Not?” + 1 thing and my muse will admit if they think it’s hot- or if it’s not!

Can be a person, an activity, a personality trait, a suggestion, anything! Can be SFW or NSFW!

[blu-bawls]

⋆ the sheer undeniable intimacy of lettin' someone kill ya though

⋆ ....

⋆ man 'm fucked up these days, huh?

[twashchan]

mutuals to shove to the ground and press all ur body weight into while nuzzling their neck and saying "aw you can't move now" to

[sandmandaddy69]

[neuroxin]

country boys make do

[plushiepup-princess-deactivated]

Hearing him say "i'm gonna cum" with a breathy voice and hearing small shaky breaths along with that is so hot to me

[catchymemes]

[greelin]

“is resurrection romantic?” it can be. Come here

[greelin]

“he has your blood all over his mouth” well we are in love. If you must know

[vampirelicks]

boys are made for putting in harnesses and onleashes and in pretty collars anbd waliking them

[vampirelicks]

girls too. ill leash and collar anyone who wants to be a good pet :3

[junglejim4322]

Daily affirmations: I’m a sick bitch and I like freak sex

[sin-itself-deactivated20240726]

My tarot cards tell me this all the time

[bisexualwario]