Blub.

kelsey || nyc

[blubbity]

i forget that tumblr used to be such a big thing in high school

[dfilms-deactivated20161206]

[blubbity]

shut up

[bebinsnndrk-deactivated20180403]

[blubbity]

Shakira's Friend: Do you like this dress?

Shakira: Yes it looks great!

Shakira's Hips: she thinks its ugly

Shakira: son of a

[chicagodailyart]

Life is hard

[hainexx]

[dxisybuchanan]

I feel like taylor swift is the friend at the sleepover that falls asleep 2 hours before everyone else but then you find her up the next morning at 6 am and she’s unloaded your dishwasher fed your dog and is making waffles.

[averagefairy]

*eats a salad one time* i am honestly the most pure being on this earth i can feel the toxins escaping my body right in this moment. health is a lifestyle

[tamper]

[laceyfashionista]

[fitxgeorgy-deactivated20200619]

[blubbity]

:~) yes

[boredpanda]

Illustrator Turns People’s Deepest And Darkest Fears Into Comics

[dingundding]

[clavid]

Translating Male Speech Patterns

Boy: “Come over let’s watch Netflix and cuddle.” What he really means: “let’s cuddle and watch the first five minutes of an episode of hoarders until I get a boner and then I’m gonna poke you with it until we end up having sex to the soundtrack of a man crying because his daughter is making him admit he doesn’t need 17 flathead screwdrivers”

[rosetylr]

If a guy ever insists that you two have sex without a condom just smile really big and get teary eyed and emotional and start talking about how excited you are that he wants to have a baby with you and when he tries to interject and say that’s not what he meant, just talk loudly over him about possible baby names.

[stop]

This takes selfies to a whole ‘nother level

[xlupik]