Therapy For The Soul

[boarcriminal-deactivated2018052]

when you change angles and lighting but your selfie still comes out ugly

[robotlyra]

Baby boomer goals: home ownership, 2.5 kids, dream vacations to florida/hawaii

Millenial goals: having any money left after bills, an apartment without roommates, dying quickly and painlessly in the initial nuclear exchange to avoid witnessing the collapse of humanity

[ferociouslittlebrat]

Accurate

[state-of-nature-blog]

me to me: you stress me out

[ithinkiamfinallyclean]

“they’re burning all the witches” 

ARTIST CREDIT

[imnotafan-art]

And there it is

[imnotafan-deactivated20171120]

Wow

[fozmeadows]

And meanwhile, assholes with no sense of irony or history refer to the naming of sexual predators as a witch hunt. 

[theshitneyspears]

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

[bob-belcher]

How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[whirlybirbs]

[hymnsofheresy]

the grinch being in all these stupid advertisements contradicts the anti-consumerist nature of the grinch himself. the reason he hated christmas was because he thought the holiday was simply an expression of vain materialism. the grinch only loved christmas after he realized that christmas wasn’t actually about mundane consumption, but the selfless love of community. in this essay i will-

[alwaysmeek]

nothing is sexier than someone who can swallow their pride and speak their true feelings for you. I love that shit fr.

[icebats]

My freshman year of college i had a professor that, on the first day of class, said to a student “oh, your name is Flutey? And youre a flute performance major? What a cruel trick played by god” and i still think about it

[icebats]

UPDATE SHES STILL AT IT

[lilpieceofmyworld]

“Elegance is usually confused with superficiality, fashion, lack of depth. This is a serious mistake: human beings need to have elegance in their actions and in their posture because this word is synonymous with good taste, amiability, equilibrium and harmony.”

— Paulo Coelho

[juansendizon]

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[squalos-vois]

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

[schwerdistheword-deactivated201]

I mean What’s the demon look like

[fiftyshadesofblackgirll-deactiv]

[ruinedchildhood]

[roseydoux]