[chonce]

lana del rey: *singing sadly* i fuck old biker men and like riding motorcycles into the hot, 1970s desert. choke me like a can of coooke like the lines you did off my tittieeees

me, not relating but pretending like i do anyway:

[brago-deactivated20180214]

they really went in on each other

[cuttothefeeling]

girl 1: you don’t even have teeth right here

girl 2:

[caliphorniaqueen]

lmfao fuck

[youngharlemnigga]

The camera work on this is immaculate

[teerofinale]

SILVER BULLETS 💀

[phllotes]

so go ahead and go Waste, your day, on halloween candy, ok honey, go get cavities

[blubeatle]

I love hopping on tumblr every 3 months to find a gem like this

[finnwolflhard]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[susiethemoderator]

WHO DID THIS VOICE OVER LMAO

[wecanalldobetter]

I’m not watching the show. This is all I need.

[teatoppy]

^^^im mad I️ know people who talk like this😂

[constructedparadox]

Y he so loud for???

[themasterpupil]

This shoulda been the original

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Trump is president and Blake Shelton is sexiest man alive. This is the year of “no qualifications needed.” Get your dream job today!

[teathattast]

Thiccie

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Damn that emoji can get it 😩🍆💦

[irkenkinnie]

@cobaltdays why are you like this

[tofuimpala]

anyone else feel like they missed the entire month of october. And the entire month of september. and the whole summer. and everything before that. anyone else passively floating through space and time. anyone else feeling like a member of the audience in a movie theater screening their own consciousness who’s just sitting back and eating snacks while everything plays out before them

[literaryglamour]

[basedpotatochip]

[benimkararlarim-deactivated2018]

[20cmb19-deactivated20221015]

[filmbutch]

if you read this section on someone’s wikipedia before the other sections you’re gay

[justfoodvideos]

View this post on Instagram

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Nsfw

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Best porn video hands down

[capacity]

Wtf did I just watch

[babyanimalgifs]

[narnia]

[jayywesst]

[deadmugen]

lmaooooo

[parisiansunrisemoroccanmoonligh]

This is a masterpiece

[prettyandmean]

Idk whats funnier… the black guy in the white suit at 13 secs or takeoff’s nipple lmaoooo😂😂😂😂😂

[hennypendergrass]

The lady coming from behind the screen still the funniest shit like she had no intention of stopping shit

[2gays1cup-deactivated20240227]

[blackberryshawty]

big mood

[celebsofcolor]

Laverne Cox out in NYC