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conner, 26, usa, t4t irl mostly, this blog is literally just for me

[crybabykalel]

you can masturbate to perfectly normal comic book panels if you're a repressed freak

[cyberxbattalion]

[theythemcock]

Colossus really is one of those characters who should be kept in a cockcage 24/7

[ordr]

Wait what?? Bad dragon is selling nazi furries dicks?

Well that sucks I liked their toys.

yeah, bad dragon will do anything for a few extra pennies,

[smalltiddygothboyfriend]

please check out:

hodge podge

strange befellas

darque path

juliet toys

swisok

kisuandfriends

tentickle toys

nothosaur toys

creature feature toys

pussy punch toys

mnstr toy box

wandering bard toys

bat bites

lust arts

pleasure forge

i’ve bought from several of these myself and i know they’re all well known and well acclaimed self owned toy makers. fuck bad dragon, get a way cooler and more ethical toy from any of these places. I esp love love love the ceela model from strange bedfellas but they and a lot of these places offer knotted toys, ovipositor toys, toys that have cum pumps, and of course monster dicks.

[bearyenby]

Neotori on Etsy is also fantastic, I have 3 sizes of their Mundir. It’s a knotted toy but the surface is VELVETY smooth which helps if you have more a more sensitive lining (like from testosterone, in my case).

[basalt-havic]

I didn’t compile this, it’s by @fewhoneydew (on Twitter and Reddit), but here is a very well maintained masterpost (links to a Google Doc) for those looking for Bad Dragon alternatives!

There is also @safefantasytoys which has a list, and @fantasypackerreviews if you’re looking for packers specifically (rather than toys).

[muttgrowls]

Vulpini Design is also a good one! Very quick response times when I had questions and quick shipping, as well as beautiful toys. The default firmness is perfect imo but you can customize that :)

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[t4tbatcat]

[hysteric-boy]

Puppy boy who cums inside owner without permission and owner who shoves his face in it to punish him

“Bad fucking dog! Look at the mess you made! Bad bad boy!”

[feralratbitesu]

forced kissing between two unwilling people by a third person is always hot no matter what. u two kiss now. like toys.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I need everyone on this post talking about how hot jumpsuits are in general to know that I agree, but also that we specifically need to sexualize them in a janitorial context. if your sexy butch in a jumpsuit isn't wearing a name tag and carrying a mop and wheeling around one of those big corrugated plastic trash cans then you need to pay more respect to our working-class heroes

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I've been really enjoying blocking anybody I see on this post talking about goddamn butler uniforms. Get fucking real

[c-and-matteo]

~ a well maintained sub rarely acts out ~

[komicart]

Hawkgirl by Marcio Fernandes

[dummy-daisy]

anal training is so hot. yes please shove household items up my ass for your amusement. yes please force me to sit and bounce on bigger and bigger dildos. yes please stretch my tightest hole every day. yes please make me wear plugs and anal hooks just because you like how it's uncomfortable for me. yes please prepare me to get assfucked anytime and anywhere you like.

[chronurgy]

The hanged man tarot card but he's clearly getting off on it

[victoriangothicfemme]

no, you don’t understand. I am obsessed with these.

[crybabykalel]

Wish I could be horny rn. I'm just sad. Everything makes me think of her

[benvey4]

[crybabykalel]

Hawkman (2002) #32