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The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

parasitoidism

The Tonight Dough is a downright hedonistic ice cream flavor concept but in order to obtain it you have to purchase a pint of ice cream with Jimmy Fallon's face on it and then see him in your freezer every day for a week

underestimated-heroine

wifegideonnav

why are there so many tonight dough posts

leningrad100

scottlava

"Never in life have I blushed. Russians do not do this."

saywhat-politics

badendchan

Growing Strong and Healthy

…..MINMO!

lost-carcosa

digital-magus

I want to see sci-fi that does this while having everyone complain about corporations trying to foist this shitty aesthetic on everyone

filmswithoutfaces

The Last of Us – “Left Behind” dir. Liza Johnson

were--ralph

i just dont think we as a gay community is talking about this enough

Yesss!

I love these kinds of videos ❤️🐱

no-gods-no-masters-tshirts

veliseraptor

okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”

what are the modernists even

seagodofmagic

the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted

veliseraptor

oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and

Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.

ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little