Puttin' things on the thing, people gonna look'em.

Manic pixie thembo extraordinaire here for memes, friends, and pretty girls. I love cooking, video games, old electronica, lost media, and the downfall of capitalism. DMs open, feel free to reach out and talk to me! <3

[the-tin-dog]

"Hi. Cave johnson here.

The lab boys told me it was pride month.

And I told them, "every day is pride month when you are proud, OF SCIENCE!"

Whelp apparently the lab boys said that's not what pride is about. And that I shouldn't keep calling them all boys!

So you know what, CAVE JOHNSON is a man who listens. From now on, to show my support, I've decided to turn over a new leaf! That's right, Lab Rats! I don't care who you love, but just remember: I'm married to SCIENCE! So. Get back to work!"

[scoutingthetrooper]

these are the best cards on the planet and no one can tell me otherwise

(etsy)

[dragirlinstall]

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[wormzone]

weird ps1 game i found

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You have to keep watching

[junktastic]

[spicymancer]

Yeah okay.

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[timeflow]

trans pride flag color picked from trans pride flag

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[macklesufficient]

i have too much joie de vivre for this

[macklesufficient]

i’m so serious when i say excessive fear of being annoying/creepy/taking up people’s energy etc holds us back. it seems like it’s just little things but they add up. over the past month i’ve ordered food and drinks almost exclusively by asking “do you have a favorite?” and i know if i said that on twitter or wherever ppl would dogpile me for demanding emotional labor of servers or w/e but every single person i’ve asked has seemed genuinely psyched to answer! i don’t ask if it’s busy obvi, and use a phrasing that gives them the easy out of “i don’t have one”— but no one has taken it! the girl at the cafe confessed to me with something like conspiracy in her voice how everybody raves about the gluten free chocolate chip cookies and sure, they’re great, but the delicious, fluffy homemade waffles are RIGHT THERE. the barbera the bartender recommended was actually kind of awful but it broke the ice and we ended up talking for like 45 minutes. the bodega guy declared that he usually makes himself a burger but tonight was “a breakfast sandwich night” and tbh he was totally right. it WAS a breakfast sandwich night

[macklesufficient]

thank you tumblr user @saw5. tumblr user saw 5 gets it

[stupid-twink-girl]

this is going somewhat viral on twitter so i’m posting it here too

[squeakitties]

cloth gown gridlock

[creepymutelilbugger]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[tortuah]

People in the notes need to shut the hell up about ai datacenters this is about the US military which you people are clearly not the true victims of so please fuck off and make your own post somewhere I'm not gonna see it.

[tortuah]

USAmericans will really see a post about the harm they cause and go "is no one gonna talk about how I'm the real victim here? 🥺" And NOT wait for an answer

[mevil]

[katharpy]